a guys hangin out with his buddy and he tells him his elbows been hurting like a motherfucker. his friend tells him about this new machine at wal-mart. you just pee in a cup put the cup in and 10.00$ and it will tell you whats wrong. yeah right he thinks bullshit. so the next time hes at wal-mart he see's this thing and figures what the hell pees in a cup puts it in the machine and puts in ten bucks. a paper spits out and says you have tennis elbow, ice it three times a day for two weeks and you should be fine. he's just amazed and thinks how good is this thing, so he goes home gets some of his wifes and daughters urine, a piece of his labs shit, and for good measure jacks of in it. goes back to walmart shakes the cup real good and puts it in as well as ten bucks. the machine is actually doing something so he waits, like 15 mins later it spits out a paper, your wife is pregnant its not yours, get a good lawyer, your daughters not a virgin, your lab has ring worm, and if you dont stop jakin off youll never get rid of that tennis elbow.