Hilarious

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day,when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, 'You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?' 'What dear?' she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. 'I think you're bad luck... get the fuck away from me

that is quite humorous. :yelrotflmao: the best one i remember you posting up was the guy selling the concrete blocks. you remember that one?

I got some from rockymountain. I believe they are by TMDesignworks. They were a bit pricy but i like them. I had originally purchased them when i had fmf fattys on my bike but they fit my cpis also when i had them and now i have them on my shearers.

i think they put those pesky TORS (saftey device) thingys on there in an attempt to prevent lawsuits. have you tried just unplugging them? BTW, very nice shee in your sig. :thumbsup:

make this your new, immediate goal for like, right now. :laugh: as i would like to see what they look like also.

im interested in those rear tires. :thumbsup:

i am partial to the K&N's. some folks say they let dirt in. i've never had that problem. :shrug:

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ricky stator advance timing plate along with your pipes and air filter. :thumbsup:

yes, i shaved my rear fenders.

Who ported your cylinders? I would guess starting with a 340 main and go from there, with stock carbs. I wouldnt take a chance on running it with those 200 mains in it.

its very do able. this is the route i took. it will really depend on the colors are are planning to use. not all of the full bore colors are going to match the stockers. i know that the white and black match pretty well. :thumbsup:

i have to agree that jeff puts together a nice clutch kit. i had a pretty good season on mine and no bluing yet in the steels and the fibers still look pretty good. as the the raptor clutch, isnt everyone using the raptor steels do to the price or something? I thought i read a pretty good thread on ps about that.

jeff has a lot of local business going on too, from what i have been told. not just all us fbt racers and wannabe fbt racers are calling wanting 4 wheeler stuff. he's working on the farmer's quads too. i am impatient as the next guy but id be willing to wait 6 months for a set of kick ass ported cylinders. two things one could do, get a second bike to rip around on or buy a second set of cylinders to send out. jeff is heck of a guy to do business with and he does good work too.

i dont know if i i could allow myself to do that. :geek:

how much of a pain was it to tear into the 700 engine and re-assemble it?

I'll tell you a short poem; I'll try to make it quick. You might think it quite harmless; You might well find it sick. The subject is quite simple: The joy of having a dick. Penises are super things; You ladies should be jealous. Ever since the early days, When it was small and hairless; I've looked upon that bit of flesh, As something very precious. It starts to grow dramatically, When you're about thirteen. Your testicles on either side; Your willy in between. When erect it's quite a sight; A purple love machine. It dangles neatly down below; Obedient and loyal. Its seeds are hidden well within; Awaiting some fresh soil. At the slightest hint of lust, It's ready to uncoil. It has a mind all of its own; It's like a wild beast. It squirms and writhes and stretches out; When you expect it least. You can't control its energy; You must wait 'til it's ceased. Handle it with love and care; For it can give great pleasure. Has it grown since last weekend? And when did you last measure? Still, no matter what its length; It's something you should treasure. Sometimes, yes, it misbehaves; Erecting when it shouldn't. A bumpy train ride sets it off; Just when you wish it wouldn't. Did that lady notice it? You blush and hope she couldn't. Some people fret about its size; They give it lots of thought. Is seven inches long enough? It makes blokes quite distraught. They peek across in public loose, And try not to get caught. Masturbating is a sin; That's what some folk believe. But those are just old wives' tales; Outdated and naive. And if you're feeling tense or stressed, A quick wank does relieve. Without this fabulous device, No shag would be complete. Lesbians will try their best; But must admit defeat. And what a handy tool it is, When one needs to excrete. The penis is quite marvelous; It has so many uses. For women it is special too; Excitement it induces. And babies can be procreated, From its sperm-filled juices. And always it remains with you; Until you're old and frail. Don't take it out in public though, Or you'll be thrown in jail. Just look at it and feel proud; And thank the lord you're male.

I imagine that you'd put a heck of a strain on the nads anyway. i know for a fact my fat azz would if i tried swinging from someone's nuts.

duplicolor has a regular silver that it a pretty darn good match. i dont remember the part number, i can get it for you when i get off work if you would like. :thumbsup:

where are you located?

drill the hole out, in the gas tank, so the tubes will fit? :shrug: thats what ya have to do when installing a pingle.

A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. "This is exciting," thought the gentleman. "I've always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps Ill be able to see him in person." Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the flight. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff. Shortly after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. "This is fantastic," thought the gentleman. "I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope gets stuck, he ll ask me for assistance." Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me, but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends with the letters 'u-n-t?'" Only one word leapt to mind... "My goodness," thought the gentleman, "I can't tell the Pope that. There must be another word." The gentleman thought for quite a while, then it hit him. Turning to the pope, the gentleman said, "I think the word you're looking for is 'aunt'." "Of course," said the Pope. "Do you have an eraser?"

the #425 emery impregnated discs worked well for me. especially on the rough parts and on the hubs.

i have pc3, intake and barkers on mine and it does really well on the sand. The barkers definately have a good thump to them and imo they sound better than the single pipes. If you are looking for used, be cautious on the '06 models. I think the only problem they had was an issue with the fuel pump. you can check out raptorforums.com plenty of into there.

i dont see why you couldnt do this. Just turn the engine upside down.