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Thats cheaper than you can buy a suped up 450 for.

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Did he get banned? I bet he was trying to eat shit out of a porta - potty and drowned...

Thats in the Darwin Awards. I have both books and those are some of the funniest fuckin stories ever.

They're pretty cool.

I can play a little guitar. It's fun to able to just sit down and play guitar...which reminds me I need some new strings...

Parking brake....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. We were in the dunes and my little brother (who is 10) had been riding around in camp on the polaris 335 for the past 2 years if trips. He said he wanted to go ride with me, I asked my parents they said ok but be careful...ok. He is the kinda kid who is scared of messing up so he wanted the ride to be perfect, he made sure everything was right then we left. A little while into some trails he gets stuck and the front starts smoking, He told me that we need to leave the quad because we are gonna starve (hes a fatass too) he said we should light it on fire as a signal, I cannot stop laughing...he's bawling his eyes out and were like a couple yards from camp...seriously..so after I'm done laughing I check the quad out...turns out he forgot to take the parking brake off! HAHAH LMAO. I take the brake off we let it cool off for about 20 minutes. Then as we're heading back to camp he is in front and takes a wrong turn, I turned and stopped and I see him come running behind me with tears in his eyes...He said I left him so he got off the quad cause he couldnt drive backwards...he is such a puss. I had to reverse it for him and we went back to camp and I could not stop laughing. I told him I was sorry for laughing at him but damn how dumb can you be? I did feel kinda bad. He didn't get to touch ANY motorized things for the rest of the trip because right after that he drove the go kart away without the oil cap on...the engine siezed up and he cried some more. I felt bad for him but damn he has horrible luck...I guess we all started somewhere.

FMF Stickes add a couple miles per hour especially on Blasters.

I'm gonna just go live in Mexico. Unless we start building the giant helmet I planned up *BY MYSELF, MIND YOU*. Mexico is purty cool actually.

APieceOfShit ?

How do you get an 800cc? Good lord...you might open a time portal.

LOL Cops pulled me and my two friends over for buying alchohol. He put me and my friends in cuffs and I asked if he would please adjust them because they were on my wrist bone, he kindly responded "you'll be fine delinquent" He searched us and turns out my bag had a fixed blade 9" knife (felony) that I actually didn't know was in my pack. He said it was my school backpack and that I bring knives to school because I am a "delinquent" and I was spending the night with "the big boys" this is when I started to get a bit agitated, he put all three of us in the back of the little tiny cop car. Those seats were hard as fook, one of my friends is 6'1" he sat on one side, my other friend who is 6'5" sat in the middle and I who am 6'1" sat on the side, we were cramped as hell and it hurt like hell. He said whatever gets said gets recorded and will be used against us in court. He said this as I was being put into the car and my friends said they had been talking shit about the cop, we really didn't give a f*ck anymore. I spit on his steering wheel cause there was wire instead of glass, he never noticed...We were fucking breathing recycled air in the car and the windows were fogging up and he opened the door, said what are you three boys doin in here? You guys queer? He smiled and shut the door. My dad came and picked me up and laughed the whole way home. I didn't even drink the alchohol it wasn't even opened. The cop turned out to be a cool guy and he didn't file the reports, he took the alchohol and drank it for all I know. Dunno what cops do with alchohol. I hate being a delinquent youth with no rights...

I drank a whole bottle of jager and "I was told" I passed out and puked...al over some sleeping people.

I'd like a glock 18c, I have a 20 guage and 2 .22s, I like to go shooting, it's pretty fun. My dad has a .45 1911 and a tactical 12 guage. I shot my uncles .454...that thing packs a punch.

Good motherfuckin beer motherfucka

Yeah with his "Banshee eating blaster". Maybe if you put a jet engine on it...

Clymer Manual, search google.

Woah I thought I was the youngest one here...

Anyone who lives in the south knows that the rebel flags aren't about hate. Some people use it for hate but that's not what most people use it as a symbol for. Damn liberals get worked up when they saw me with my rebel flag shirt on in Cali.

Put that in your add....he's super smart. I put the curse of testicular cancer upon him. Maybe without his nuts he can do 100, all his brains seem to be down there cause he is one dumb fucker.

Dave Chappelle is awesome. Anyone see the Wayne Brady one?

I never even thought of a mouth guard...I want to buy a chest protecter after my little dune incident when I jumped down a dune and slammed my chest into the bars...Anyone have experience with chest protectors?

I lived in Florida during a hurricane. It was scary shit. If it's not too bad the streets fill up though and the fish get into your street and you can just walk out and pick fish up...pretty fun.

Canada has sparkling water... At first I thought he was from Mexico...Canada is such a fucking joke. All hail the queen ....................

lol. awesome.