The Rebel

"Thanks to the bansheehq, i now have a killer banshee and my sex life is better too!"

"Thanks to the bansheehq, i now have a killer banshee and my sex life is better too!"

Nice welds. good mod.+1

Shoot me a PM, I'll hook you up. Rebel

email sent with info and pics. Let me know J.

My engine is basically +4 stroker with very mild cleanup port job. Nothing raised or lowered. Running stock carbs and airbox with lid, Fatties, Trinity modified stock head at 150 psi compression. +4 ignition timing. Runs like a raped ape. Will out pull nearly all of the ported 350s I have run, except the ones on alky.The lowend throttle response is phenominal compared to the 350 engines. This combination is a good all around engine for trails, climbing and MX. With a mild port job and a higher comp. ratio, it will get with the business. I have run T5s on this engine with good results, just not nearly the lowend response, but with more over rev. I have a set of taper bored carbs to sell,or I can bore your's, if you are interested Pm me .

I got what you are looking for. One trued and welded crank in perfect condition ready to run. PM me if you are interested.

grammer wutz grammer

Everybody talking smack. Yep. 4strokes hook a lot better than the 2strokers. You need to work on your holeshot and get it down to perfection. Smoke him out of the gate and no need to play catchup. 600-800 feet? Damn, you running on a gravel road or something? lol. Better be geared fairly high, or have 22 in. tires to run that far and still pull some MPH. Sounds impressive with a single carb set-up tho. What size Lectron is it?

Well he is prolly busy in the attorneys ofice just as much as he is in the work office. give him a little time. He'll come around. Sorry to here about your dilema mcaf

What he said. Looks like it would flow.

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE! What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts? Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls. What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?" Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you. Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ? Everyone has the same DNA. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo." Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? They're hiring. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe". How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time... - A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit... Why is there no Disneyland in China? No one's tall enough to go on the good rides

Happy Bday CEJ From one chip slinger to another. Oh, and don't worry about the senior citizens smokin' you too bad, you'll get used to the laughter...

Dammit son....

i once had a chick tell me "if you love me, you'll set me free(to fuck all your friends) and if i come back it was meant to be" how fucking poetic was that...... 328828[/snapback]

hell I was single for a while and just had my SHEE...I did nothing but ride!! 328638[/snapback] That's what i'm talking about.....

Damn Led, that sucks the "Big Kahuna" weinie. Just gotta remember, nothing remains the same; except the song. What you learn from this lesson will be with you from now on. Only you'll be a little wiser and lot happier. So pull your sack outta the sand and carry on dude. Rebel

That is where we fight our game cocks, in the cock pit...

Oh, did I forget to mention that this Blonde had black roots....... The only Blonde joke were the Blonde came out ahead.....

Blonde Moments! A lawyer and a blonde happen to be sitting next to each other on a long cross-country flight. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. Now this blonde happens to be highly intelligent, but she is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, saying that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains how the game works. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me, and vice-versa." Again, the blonde politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde he will easily win the match, so he makes another offer: "Okay, how about this: if you don't know the answer you pay me only $5, but if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes back down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the internet and even the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his colleagues and friends, trying to get some help. All to no avail. After over an hour of searching for the answer he finally gives up. He wakes the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep. The lawyer, who cannot imagine what the answer is, is going nuts trying to figure it out. He wakes the blonde again and asks: "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes back down with four?" The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

Good one, Rattlehead. Here's one for you: Guy comes sliding in to his driveway after a hard day at work and hitting the bar afterwards. Jumps out of his truck, runs in to his house, "Honey, pack your bags I just won the lottery". She comes running out of the bedroom and says," how should I pack", for the beach or the mountains?". Hell, I don't care how you pack, just pack your sh&t and get the F&&K out!! Dammit son.....

You sure you got the math right?

Who cares if she can sing, as long as she can play the meat whistle.....

Dooooooohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

CEJ for pres.... Dammit son, I couldn't stop laughing for 10 mins. Even riled up my dog. What a f&^%in' hoot..