I know this is an old topic, but i figured it fit in.
> Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He
sat
> down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The
10:00
> news
> was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a
large
> building preparing to jump.
>
> The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
>
> Homer says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
>
> The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
>
> Homer placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
>
> Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan
dive
> off
> of the building, falling to his death.
>
> The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Homer, saying,
"Fair's
> fair. Here's your money."
>
> Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5
> o'clock news and knew he would jump."
>
> The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
>
> Homer took the money.......