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  1. An atheist was walking through the woods. > > ----- > "What majestic trees"! > "What powerful rivers"! > "What beautiful animals"! > He said to himself. > > As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes > behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards > him. > > He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & > saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder > again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He > rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of > him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to > strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!" > > Time Stopped. > The bear froze. > The forest was silent. > > As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You > deny my existenc e for all these years, teach others I don't exist and > even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you > out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"? > > The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of > me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps You > could make the BEAR a Christian"? > > "Very Well," said the voice. The light went out. The sounds of the > forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws > together, bowed his head & spoke: > > "Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty, > through Christ our Lord, Amen." > > > >
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  2. Idol screw count doesnt matter, use them to synch by gauge not turn count. set air mixture screws the same, to get desired mixture
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  3. HaHa, You're fucking welcome.
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  4. If you didn't blow yourself up sucking fuel with a shop vac, you'll be fine mixing different brand oils. Seriously, that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of.
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  5. I think 6'4 & 14" was his set up... you don't want pic's
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  6. 365$ for a bowl. Nah!!! Lol https://www.thehellteam.com/trun-racing-keihin-modified-float-bowl-pwk28.html Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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