LS1Inferno Posted July 11, 2008 Report Posted July 11, 2008 There was once a horse and a chicken who lived on a farm owned by a very rich man. The two of them were the best of friends and did everything together. One day, they were taking a walk by the lake, and the horse fell into the water. The horse screamed for the chickens help, but he was too small to pull him out. So the chicken ran back to the farm and got the farmers convertible so he could pull the horse out. The horse was very greatful and promised he would do anything for him. A few days later, the two went for another walk by the lake, but this time the chicken fell into the water. The chicken screamed for the horses help. The horse didnt know what to do until he looked down at his dick. He told the chicken to grab his dick to pull him out and the chicken was very greatful. The moral of the story is: If you are hung like a horse, you dont need a nice car to pick up chicks!! Quote
HammerShee99 Posted July 11, 2008 Report Posted July 11, 2008 Oldie but a goodie right there. :biggrin: Quote
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