HammerShee99 Posted May 30, 2008 Report Posted May 30, 2008 This guy was walking down a sidewalk, and every few feet, he would stop, say, "Damn, she can drive," then spit. A cop noticed this strange behavior, so he pulled over, parked the car, and walked over to the man. "Sir, is something wrong?" he said. The man ignored him, and continued spitting, remarking, "Damn, she can drive" after every spit. The cop became aggravated. "Sir, city ordinance prohibits spitting on city sidewalks. If you continue this behavior, I'll have to arrest you." The man ignored him, and continued doing what he was doing, so he was arrested. The man's court date came up, and as he walked into the courtroom, he continued spitting and remarking, "Damn she can drive." The judge was immediately infuriated. "Sir, your behavior is a disgrace to this courtroom, and if you continue it, I'll have no choice but to throw the book at you. I demand an explanation!" The man paused for a moment, then looked up at the judge. "Okay, here's how it happened. My car quit on me, and I was out in the middle of nowhere, so I needed a lift. I started walking, holding my thumb out to any car that would pass by. Finally, this big black Cadillac pulled over, I jumped in, and next thing I know this big ol' black lady's flying down the highway at about 120 miles per hour. All of a sudden we came to this real sharp set of curves, and I said, "lady, if you can take these curves at 120, God as my witness I will eat your pussy!" Damn, she can drive. Quote
trav-99 Posted June 2, 2008 Report Posted June 2, 2008 i don't know dude, sounds like a black racial comment. Quote
dajogejr Posted June 3, 2008 Report Posted June 3, 2008 i don't know dude, sounds like a black racial comment. How many beach sized cry towels do you generally go through a month??? STFU. Damn...that's funny.... Quote
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