rusty1100 Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered,'No. this is my first time' So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused.. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.'Do these excite you?' she asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.'Well, come on', she said,'We don't have much time.' So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes. She looked at me with a bit of a frown.'Did you put that condom on?' she asked. I said,'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her. She fainted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandRageShee Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 haha damn...thats funny as hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YamahaMama Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 Oh man. Thats hilarious. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajogejr Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 Damn that's good stuff there.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydownunder Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 haha i lol'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueraiderfan Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 :biggrin: Thats awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animalman294 Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 That was pretty good............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1.6i Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 hahaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docjcwatson Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Planned parenthood! Hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
250Rho Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: oshit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duecebanshees Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 (edited) I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered,'No. this is my first time' So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused.. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.'Do these excite you?' she asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.'Well, come on', she said,'We don't have much time.' So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes. She looked at me with a bit of a frown.'Did you put that condom on?' she asked. I said,'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her. She fainted. That is a good one. Hahahaha Thanks for sharing it. Edited July 7, 2008 by duecebanshees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ny98banshee350 Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 i wish my first time would have been that nice lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colby72olds Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 haha thats funny, is this a true story? oh man, that would be a dream come true for something like that to happen lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gipperz Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 Thats funny right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twistedtrik Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 That is definately good shit right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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