bbcmudtruck Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad, she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren. Love, Your Son John PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a report card. That's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LS1Inferno Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 hahahahahaahhah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felcon edition banshee Posted March 4, 2008 Report Share Posted March 4, 2008 rofl! :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonbon Posted March 4, 2008 Report Share Posted March 4, 2008 good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WALLACE84 Posted March 4, 2008 Report Share Posted March 4, 2008 lol, If I would have ever tried that with my dad, he would have read to the part about drugs and he would come find me and beat my ass. That was a pretty good find Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animalman294 Posted April 4, 2008 Report Share Posted April 4, 2008 That was a good one, nice find.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C&B Posted April 4, 2008 Report Share Posted April 4, 2008 That was a good one, nice find.............. Being a father myself, I laughed and then thought, Id kill the little shit!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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