Stupid People

[MarineNYC]

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

 

 

 

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

 

 

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

 

 

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

 

 

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

 

 

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

 

 

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

 

 

 

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

 

 

8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

 

 

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

[bonbon]

haha those are good

[2strokespirit]

:biggrin:

[WALLACE84]

lol, that was pretty funny. Im guilty of the first 2 though

[Bansheekid07]

hahahaha man that was fricken funny :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao:

[06BaNsHeE]

IM so guilty for number 2.Except If my tv is on the computer And Im on bed with no remote Ill just leave it on the computer mode and fall asleep on the computer.Im a lazy bastard.

[bbcmudtruck]

Good post for a sunday morning.

 

Is it ok if I point at my crotch when I ask "where are the ladies at"? :yes:

[wacko2000]

Thats some funny stuff, and yea....

Im def guilty of a few of those....

[ohiobanshee]

10 While changing a flat tire alongside the road someone pulls up and askes "Did you have a flat". No, I rotate my tires every 3000 miles nomatter where the f*$k I'm at.

[Banshee Chad]

is that some shit said by dane cook? sounds hella familiar.

[highroller355]

funny shit. my wife looking at me like im crazy sitting on the comp laughing

[locogato11283]

haha nice..some good shit.