odaen Posted January 26, 2007 Report Posted January 26, 2007 A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty yearsago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "Iknow," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked a! s a jay bird fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive some oldtimes." Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know,honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago." "I wouldn't be surprised,"replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal." Quote
Animalman294 Posted January 27, 2007 Report Posted January 27, 2007 Thats a good one................. :yelrotflmao: There was an old couple that were in a restaurant and they were remembering that the alley behind the restaurant was the first place that they ever had sex fifty some years ago. After a while the old woman asks her husband if he wanted to go out back and relive old times and he quickly agreed. Well there was a police officer that was in the next booth and overheard the whole conversation. Well the old couple were out back for about ten minutes when the police officer walked around the corner and saw them going at it hot and heavy. But they really got violent and spastic when the wife leaned up against the fence, and when they appeared to be finished they both fell to the ground and started to quiver. Well the officer was very impressed with this display and walked over to the half naked couple that were trying to pick themselves up off the ground. The officer said, "sorry to embarrass you like this, but I have never seen that much enthusiasm and passion in a couple having sex." He then asked, "did you have that fifty years ago." The old lady looks up at the officer and says, "Hell no, that wasn't an electrified fence fifty years ago." Quote
locogato11283 Posted January 27, 2007 Report Posted January 27, 2007 haha naaaaaasty. :yelrotflmao: Quote
seabass Posted January 27, 2007 Report Posted January 27, 2007 (edited) :yelrotflmao: ......An oldman goes to the doctor for an exam, with his wife. The doctor says, '' I'll need a urine sample, semen sample and a stool sample.'' The old guy turns to his wife and says, ''WHAT?'' The wife says loudly, ''HE WANTS YOUR UNDERWEAR!'' Edited January 27, 2007 by seabass Quote
theshee Posted January 27, 2007 Report Posted January 27, 2007 :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: Quote
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