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As I was riding today, my shifter became really loose. It moves about an inch up and down. It doesn't seem as if it's the gears themselves. Where should I begin? Is it possible that it's the rod that goes into the engine? Just trying to get an idea before I rip into it. Thanks in advance for any help.

Anybody happen to have a rear brake caliper for a 2006 Raptor 700? Figured I'd post here also. If you have anything, please, PM me. Thanks in advance.

See, the road to the Super Bowl did go through New England. Must have been the P.S.I. , HAHA!

Actually, when he was knocking dudes out in 3 seconds. Said it to the white guy he was going to fight the next night. He was ruthless. Look it up. Tyson saying " I'll F you till' you love me." Still my favorite Tyson pre-fight weigh in. Sport fan or not, wouldn't want to hear him saying this to me, the night before he pummeled me.

You got me. Road. You forgot a period. Good job. School teacher?

HAHA! Anyway, was just watching the game that night and drinking. Thought there would be some Manning fans that would appreciate that. It is funny though. This is the only site, that has other topics to post on, and, all you get for the most part are replies from people that don't like that topic. By the way, that "I'll fuck you and make you love me hoe" quote, was from one of the greatest fighters ever. Mike Tyson. Oh wait, you don't like sports. Sorry. Go back to the humor section. Oh wait, you don't find shit funny. Anyway, to my original point, in this topic, the rode to the Super Bowl goes through New England. Gayest thread ever closed.

No but, I'll fuck you and make you love me, hoe.

The media in New England and the "fans" were shredding Tom Brady, after a slow start. They haven't giving him any weapons in the last 10 years. Yet, today, he dissected Denvers defense. Good to see him carve up the "best" team in the AFC. Rare to see a quarter back get more mobile as he gets older, but, he has. Can't wait to see Talib get hurt in the playoffs! :rotflmao:By the way, why is that dumb? Not true? Can't wait to hear this.

Seriously, time for this guy to get traded. He's done, right? HAHAHA!!!!!

Not everybody has a sense of humor. Maybe go back to the suspension forum? I posted a question there. And yes, I still claim this happened to me.

Lol! Just because it's old, doesn't mean there aren't people that haven't heard it and would get a laugh from it. I read it again and laughed my ass off, so, decided to repost it. If you haven't read it before and got a laugh, mission accomplished. If you have and find it "old", sorry to have bothered you in the "humor" section.

OK. So when they built my shock for +2, they valved it so it's stiffer? Same length? It is standard travel. So this will work and not affect performance? Thanks for your time and info.

The +2,+1 that are on their site. Standard travel. About 16 inches top to bottom.

I have Elka shocks that were built to fit my +2, +1 arms. I'm looking at the Alba +2, +1 arms. It says that they can use the stock shock. Am I to assume the mounts are in a different position? Can I still use my Elkas? Thanks in advance for any info.

It's the humor section. It'll be ok.

Alright...I don't care if you guys believe me ... it's real. This is the the most embarassing thing that I've ever experienced... it was a horrible night for me.. and I'm sharing it with you guys because I don't want any of my misc brahs to have to go through this.. especially since it all could have been EASILY prevented. I have added MS paint images so that you have a better idea as to what happened. It's very long, but I'll do my best to recount all of the important details. Anyway... I got an asian girls number. But , it's been over a week and I was feeling like taking a break from exam studying, and I figured that if I didn't call her before exams were done then I wouldn't get a chance to see her until after the break (which would be too long perhaps). So I called her up and asked her if she wanted to take a break from studying and meet me for coffee. Well she said yes, and we met at a campus cafe. We had some small talk, and it went well overall. After that she said "hey my roomate is making some chinese food for dinner because her boyfriend is over, would you like to come by and try some? she usually makes way more than needed". Now at that point I felt like I had to take a sh!t, but there was no way I could turn down this opportunity; it seemed like she was into me and this would be a great opportunity to get to know each other further. So I decided to try and hold my crap as long as possible (I don't crap in public toilets) and accept her invitation. Well we went back to her place, had some food (very good btw)... and ****... I had to take take a sh!t really badly... and I also had to take a piss really badly (I had been holding that too since I didn't bring my pee bottles with me to the date)... I really didn't want to use her washroom because I didn't want stink the place up... but it became so unbearable to the point where I could feel the turd popping out of my rectum.. to make matters worse I was actually starting to get an erection (I'm not sure why.. but that's what happened). So I rushed to the washroom... and thus begins the worst possible scenario imagineable. I pull down my pants step up to the toilet and I am then faced with an ominous predicament; I have to extremely badly take BOTH a pee AND a POO.... AND I have an erection.... what the **** do I do? Which do I do first?? Report this image So I bend over and try to push my erected penis down a bit to pee into the can... but as I relax my pelvic floor muscles to release the urine.. I feel my turd start to come out at the same time! Report this image So then I'm like "*** this... I'll just try and hold the pee and let the poo come out"... so I sit on the can... grasp my penis hard to try and "block" it... and I then tried to let the crap come out....that didn't work so well... As I relaxed my anal sphincters... my pelvic floor muscles relaxed as well and piss started flying all over the floor... I started panicking at this point... so I desperately held my crap again, while I attempted to shove/bend my erect penis into the toilet. Once it was in... I tried take the piss and crap at the same time, but my ass was too far out and this massive turd started flying out missing the bowl, landing partially on the back rim and partially on the floor. Report this image I then closed everything off again (you can't imagine the pain of repeatedly blocking yourself from peeing and pooing when you have go so badly)... wtf was I supposed to do? I either pee on her floor or poo on her floor....then out of sheer desperation and instinct an idea popped into my head: Report this image Report this image I ran into her bathtub and let myself go there... I figured that at least this way I could rinse it all down instead of getting sh!t on her floor.... Report this image At that point things get even worse... Report this image The turd wouldn't ****ing dissolve... and the **** bish was asking me wtf I'm doing showering in her washroom.... I then answer "yea lol... I'm showering... is that ok?"... she says: what the ****? why?? you don't think we're having sex do you??? At this point I can't even think straight and I jokingly (retardedly) say: yes we are lol she then gets mad and says: wtf? is this some kind of joke... get out of there!! I say: no please don't come in... I'm not done yet... At this point the hot water I was using to try and dissolve my sh!t was releasing sh!t smelling vapours all over the room.. and it was pretty rancid... the girl could smell it and she said: "why the **** does it smell so ****ing bad? What the **** are you doing in there???" I say: please don't come in... trust me.. you'll regret it... she says: **** this... get out now or I'm unlocking the door.. I beg her not too... but she loses her patience and then opens the door. She stops dead in her tracks. There before her was me standing with a pseudo-erect penis, left over fecal residue on my ass,large semi dissolved turds in her bathtub, turds on the floor beside her toilet, and pee all over the floor in front of the can... I was so ****ing embarassed... I started shivering... she looks at me while covering her mouth and nose and whispers... "wtf did you do???"...she was starting to cry... I hesitate for a bit and I try to explain myself "I tried my best ... I... I'm sorry"... She then flips out and tells me to clean up the mess or she's calling the cops. I agree to do it. She leaves, and I grap some toilet paper... pick up the turds from the floor and bathtub, toss them in the can, and then I proceed to clean off the floor and bathtub with soap, water and alot of tissues. I tossed most of the tissues into her toilet bowl (the garbage was full eventually). I then took some perfume from the counter and tossed into the bathtub to get rid of odour. After I was done I cleaned my ass off and flushed the toilet. To my utmost dismay, my massive fecal matter bulk and the large amount of TP unded up clogging the toilet and it overflowed and started spilling crap all over the floor... I'm literally crying at that point... I look for the plunger but I couldn't find it so I put my pants on and rushed out to ask her if she had a plunger so I could fix the toilet...I see her with her roommate and her roommates bf... she's crying... as soon as she sees me she tells me to gtfo right now... I try to explain that the toilet is clogged... but she doesn't let me ... she says she feels threatened and she wants me out now... she graps a knife from the drawer and tells me to leave... I leave. about a minute later I hear this loud scream coming from her dorm room (I assumed she went back to the washroom to see it covered in poo water). At that point I sprinted away as fast as possible, while swearing at myself and crying tears of frustration and embarrasment. All of this could have ****ing been prevented if I had just brought my goddamn pee bottles!!! WTF?!?! The FIRST girl that shows interest in me.. I have to go and **** in her bathtub???? This is ****ing retarded (yes mad). to all you people saying "peeing in bottles is stupid/gross"... well **** that... not only is it more convenient and cleaner, but it also prevents epic disaters like this one.... This is what WOULD have happened if I had my trustee pee bottle... I would have on sat on the can and then simultaneosly peed into the bottle and pooed into the toilet. No disaster... no mess.... and none of this would have happened. anyway... should I let things cool off for a bit and call her back? maybe to apologize/explain myself? or should i just hope I never run into her again? Like __________________

Looking for a set of +2 arms in GOOD shape. I want them tight and ready to bolt and ride. I want something with ball joints. No heim joints. Please pm me with PRICE SHIPPED and details. Will consider all brands as long as they are in GOOD shape. Thanks in advance.

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Has anybody tried out the GBC XC Master 6 ply tires? I've done some research and everything I've read has been positive. They have supposed to have made improvements on them since they were called the X REX. They are the same weight as the Razr 2 and I can get all four for the price of two rear Maxxis. I'm really tempted to try these but don't want to waste my money. Any feedback would be greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance.

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Need ONE gold, front rim. GOOD SHAPE ONLY! If you have one, please, PM me. Thanks in advance.

"Too stupid". HAHA!

Or he could just delete it.

Or move it to the humor section.