my funniest write up

[ripped blaster]

lol i was going through all the writeups iv gotten since 6th grade and found my favorite... this is exactly what it says.

 

Mrs. Snyder announced that the class was going to do a book report. Dan Cobb proceded to say fuck that to Mrs. Snyder. Mrs. Snyder asked Dan to repeat what he said, he then proceded to eclaim fuck that once again.

 

lol got 2 5:00 detentions for that... :shoothead:

 

anyone else have any funney ones?

[sgt seth]

My either grade yar i got suspended twice and then expelled on the last day of school. First suspension was for pedeling 'speed' which was an aleeve I had for baseball practice.. Then I tore someones shoe off thru the rungs of a staircase an threw it at them, then to get suspended they finally had enough of me, on the last day of school I gave my buddy a titty twister, and he hollered out FUCK and i told him he couldn't say fuck in school, and a bitch teacher heard and had a fit, kinda talked back callin her a few nasty words, then got kicked out and told they would arrest me if I ever came back on their property..

 

Funny thing was our high school soccer field was on their property, so 2 months later there I was.

[ripped blaster]

lol our school doesnt have regular oss (out of school suspension) anymore... we have ocs (off campus suspension). lol i guess were so bad that we have to sit in the police station all day...gets boring but you can still go on the computers.

[Washburn]

8th grade year I had one of those big erasers and I whipped it at my buddie, He ducked and it nailed my teacher rite in the eye. There was a big ass welt then it was a little black and blue the next day and her eye was bloodshot red. 2 weeks of detention.

 

8th grade year, I grabbed a 7th graders ass hard as hell she laughed but a teacher saw it and suspended me.

 

8th again we were to do an articulate art project for a show. I made a huge clay penis with balls and whipped cream running down the shaft for all of the parents and teachers to see and got suspended

 

8th year I lit up a smoke in class and actualy finished it untill the teacher walk by me and asked to smell my breath. Suspended

 

Sooooo many more storys I dont know where to begin. This was also a Cathloic shcool. I never got expeled cause the princapal loved me.

Edited December 21, 2006 by Washburn

[locogato11283]

how old are you guys? i dont remember shit from 8th grade...im 23 now.

[Washburn]

26 I remember a bunch of shit from then. Highschool years are a little blury though

[ToomeySheeLE]

Grade 7, teacher left room and students started throwing shit up into the fan and watched it wing across the room.. best things were scissors;kid got smoked in the arm, pudding cup, went flying accross the room and exploded onto a wall leaving a nice chocolate stain.. and a skipping rope, kinda ended the fun as it tangled up the fan and slowed its pace... teacher came back in "whys there pudding on the wall?" "why is there a skipping rope hanging from the fan?" luckily she was easy going.

 

 

Grade 8, we had a supply music teacher and everyone was fooling around and not listening, few of us decided it would be funny if someone walked up and punched him, we convinced the most ballsy kid in the class that we'd turn the lights out and he'd run up and slug him. well it happened just like that lights came back on and teacher ran down to the office to report the incedent, couldn't prove who did it and after the principle gave us a whole class chat still no one would rat... good fun..

 

Grade 8., we had a supply french teacher.. a real french fucker too, he showed us this really weird video of who he claimed was his son.. it was all french music and a guy was shootin heroin in his arm, he died in the end and it ended with a shot of his whoring girlfriend crying(why we were shown this fucked up video in grd8 is still beyond me)..........anyways after the video he came over to where buddies and I were sitting and fingered my friends waterbottle cap(like he was nervious or something) my friend said "dont touch that with your dirty frog hands" the teacher replied, "oh sorry I forgot i was just playing with my hairy nuts in the washroom".......needless to say a huge deal was made over this and the teacher ended up losing his job..

[Washburn]

Grade 7, teacher left room and students started throwing shit up into the fan and watched it wing across the room.. best things were scissors;kid got smoked in the arm, pudding cup, went flying accross the room and exploded onto a wall leaving a nice chocolate stain.. and a skipping rope, kinda ended the fun as it tangled up the fan and slowed its pace... teacher came back in "whys there pudding on the wall?" "why is there a skipping rope hanging from the fan?" luckily she was easy going.

Grade 8, we had a supply music teacher and everyone was fooling around and not listening, few of us decided it would be funny if someone walked up and punched him, we convinced the most ballsy kid in the class that we'd turn the lights out and he'd run up and slug him. well it happened just like that lights came back on and teacher ran down to the office to report the incedent, couldn't prove who did it and after the principle gave us a whole class chat still no one would rat... good fun..

 

Grade 8., we had a supply french teacher.. a real french fucker too, he showed us this really weird video of who he claimed was his son.. it was all french music and a guy was shootin heroin in his arm, he died in the end and it ended with a shot of his whoring girlfriend crying(why we were shown this fucked up video in grd8 is still beyond me)..........anyways after the video he came over to where buddies and I were sitting and fingered my friends waterbottle cap(like he was nervious or something) my friend said "dont touch that with your dirty frog hands" the teacher replied, "oh sorry I forgot i was just playing with my hairy nuts in the washroom".......needless to say a huge deal was made over this and the teacher ended up losing his job..

 

Man that a wild story dude. wtf

[BigRed350x]

High school was a pile of shit for me. I found myself bored in high school more than anything from the lack of challenging material. So I would entertain myself with random mischief.

 

Ran across the tarp covering the pool for the school end of year video. suspended.

 

Did a backflip off the back the bleachers out on the football field for the end of the year video.... suspended again.

 

Took my banshee to school and was racing back and forth in front of the lunch area one day during lunch time. School police officer drove around in his car and I ran from him haulin ass around the neighborhood near school. Pulled into my buddies garage and rode back to class with him... Everyone knew I had that banshee and someone ratted me out.... suspended / ticket for eluding a police officer.

 

Some kid pissed me off so I lit his locker on fire with shit from the chemistry labs... suspended again.

 

We had a librarian who would NOT allow drinks of any kind in the library... on a dare I walked in with a 2liter of coke stood right in front of her office and cracked the seal. Lady jumped up and came running after me hollaring, I dropped the coke and took off running down the hall. Never got caught. I think the stain from the coke is still there.

 

Was really into computers and stuff and the whole "hacking" thing was a big craze when I was in high school. I did a lot of crap with the school's network and teachers computers and stuff. Got caught on a few of them and they just made me fix whatever it was I messed up.

 

Skipped class a lot, made lots of explosives in the chemistry labs with this bad-ass chemistry teacher. Me and a few friends would hang out with this crazy bastard during lunch somtimes and we would take stuff out into this field behidn the school and blow stuff up with him. He was a bad-ass dude.

 

Still graduated ranked 23/1000+ students and had a 3.85 GPA, graduated as an AP scholar and got a bunch of scholarships to college. Calmed down a lot in college once I finially had courses that were somewhat challenging and kept me busy with homework.

[dajogejr]

Catholic high school...ah, the days...

 

Had a real wackjob of a religion teacher, used to bring in his guitar and sing...

So, we removed the screw from the door knob...and a friend knocked on the door from the outside...then ran down the hall.

 

Teacher went to grab a handful of doorknob, it came off, he fell on his ass....and couldn't open the door.

Kids were yelling and screaming (all trying to freak out the teacher...even more than he was) Shortest kid in class climbed out the window onto the roof (the room overlooked a half/roof only 2 or three feet below the windows).

 

the teacher was yelling frantically and passing notes under the door we need help, unlock the door. Some kids even lit cigarettes to tell the teacher they'd blow smoke signals under the door, at that point...he lost all control of the class and couldn't stop them.

 

Finally maintenance opened the door. Before the teach left to go home, the football team moved his parked car sideways in the parking lot so he had no chance of driving the car out of the spot (between two walls, sideways)

It was a little horizon or one of those tiny little cars.

 

Yeah, he had a nervous breakdown just after that.....