Capone Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 Too bad he's never cried.. LOL. Funny Chuck Norris Facts: http://www.chuckisgod.com/ I might be a little late on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 those are hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long Rod Todd Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 Holy shit those are funny my personal favorites. 47.) Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian. 107.) Chuck Norris' penis is so large, that, in fact, he has to tie it around his left leg so that it doesn't get in the way of his roundhouse kick. 48.) Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fast87 Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 haha thats awesome, also check out chucknorrisfacts.com ~Mark~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super88_banshee Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 haha thats awesome, also check out chucknorrisfacts.com ~Mark~ 464284[/snapback] My favorite site for the past 2 weeks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 (edited) 51.) Edited January 25, 2006 by PUSH THE THROTTLE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton eyed Joe Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 18.) Chuck Norris can enter up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Select, Start using only his erection. I'm gonna try that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STLBILL Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 (edited) Funny, I didn't see anything suggesting Chuck can ride a Banshee? Edited January 26, 2006 by STLBILL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogboystoy Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Thats pretty damn cool. Chuck is gay.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banshee04le Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Thats funny shit right there. As Nelly would say though..."he 5' 6" 163...how big can he possibly be...I ain't even gonna trip off of it you know what I'm sayin'. I like the one that said Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin. Behind his beard is just another fist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rookie_of_the_year Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 I found this movie with Chuck in it on newgrounds.com... http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267 Its rather funny cos he gets mawled but about 50 guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jadaven Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 Clicky Steven Segal has his own energy drink. I couldn't help it, I started searching after I read those about Chuck. Flipping sweet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 # 272 Chuck Norris had sex with the mothers of Michael Jordan, John Elway, Babe Ruth, and Wayne Gretzky. This is no coincidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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