Quick Joke for ya

[hittintrees srh]

So a man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.

He looks at his wife who is laying on the bed, and says "this is the pig I've been sleeping with"

 

His wife says "what are you talking about? Thats a sheep."

 

Then the man says, "I was talking to the sheep."

[ozosborne]

I had to read that a second time to catch it! looks like we may have an out break of australian fever on our hands!

[ogre03]

ha pretty good

[2K1Banshee350]

JOKE:

 

ok there was this big contest involving an alligator in a giant swimming pool, the obeject of the contest was to find a willing contestant to wrestle the alligator for an assortment of prizes on hand. as the host of the contest was explaing this, he heard a splash. everybody turns to look and sees a black guy in there wrestling the beast. after a few mins he emerges the winner. the guy walks up to the black man to award him his prize and asks "what would u like? that new ferrari?" "no" the black guys says. "how about one of my many beautiful women "no" he says again. "then what do u want" "i just wanna know who the mother fucker is that pushed me in the pool"