ellison445 Posted November 30, 2005 Report Posted November 30, 2005 (edited) Mr Honda, of the Honda Motor Corporation, died and went to heaven for judgement. At the gates, St. Peter told Mr Honda,"since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles havechanged the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven. " Mr Honda thought about it fora minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God. I have a question for Him".St. Peter took Mr Honda to the Throne Room and introducedhim to God. He then asked God, "Aren't you the inventor ofwomen?" God Said, "Ah, yes. Indeed I am". "Well," saidMr Honda, "Professional to professional, you have somemajor design flaws in your design. "1- There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion. 2- It chatters constantly at high speeds. 3- Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much. 4- The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. 5- Plus the monthly down time and aggravation are outrageous, and don't even get me started talking about the maintenance costs. "Hmmmm, you do raise some good points" replied God, "Lets have a wee look." God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few things and waited for the results. After a moment God said, "Well, it may be true that my invention seems to be flawed, but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours.." Edited November 30, 2005 by ellison445 Quote
RNBRAD Posted November 30, 2005 Report Posted November 30, 2005 Yea but your first Honda doesn't get pissed when you get another one. Quote
ellison445 Posted December 1, 2005 Author Report Posted December 1, 2005 Yea but your first Honda doesn't get pissed when you get another one. 443334[/snapback] Quote
Shee-Male Posted December 1, 2005 Report Posted December 1, 2005 I need one of them celestial super computers....I wonder if it plays DVD's? Quote
namshee Posted December 1, 2005 Report Posted December 1, 2005 Mr Honda, of the Honda Motor Corporation, died and went to heaven for judgement. At the gates, St. Peter told Mr Honda,"since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles havechanged the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Mr Honda thought about it fora minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God. I have a question for Him".St. Peter took Mr Honda to the Throne Room and introducedhim to God. He then asked God, "Aren't you the inventor ofwomen?" God Said, "Ah, yes. Indeed I am". "Well," saidMr Honda, "Professional to professional, you have somemajor design flaws in your design. "1- There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion. 2- It chatters constantly at high speeds. 3- Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much. 4- The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. 5- Plus the monthly down time and aggravation are outrageous, and don't even get me started talking about the maintenance costs. "Hmmmm, you do raise some good points" replied God, "Lets have a wee look." God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few things and waited for the results. After a moment God said, "Well, it may be true that my invention seems to be flawed, but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours.." 443272[/snapback] good one! Yea but your first Honda doesn't get pissed when you get another one. 443334[/snapback] true! Quote
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