PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted November 30, 2005 Report Posted November 30, 2005 Get A Second Opinion While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you --- you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it." The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc." The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis." The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion." The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice." The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongorian VD. Vely lare disease." The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!" The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!" Oh, Thank God!" the man replies. "Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Faw off by itself! You save money." Quote
Wallrat Posted November 30, 2005 Report Posted November 30, 2005 Reminded me of another one: An American is in Japan on business. Well his first night there he decides to enlist the company of a rather attractive call girl. They end up banging away like a couple of rabbits and at the climax of the performance she starts yelling out, "FUJIFOO! FUJIFOO!" The man takes this to mean that he did a good job. A few days later he's on the golf course playing a few holes with his Japanese business associates when he hits a hole-in-one. Excited and wanting to further impress his hosts he jumps up and down yelling "FUJIFOO, FUJIFOO!" The two Japanese business men look at one another and say, "no... that's the right hole." Quote
ellison445 Posted November 30, 2005 Report Posted November 30, 2005 You left me no choice!!!!! http://www.bansheehq.com/forums/index.php?...opics&lastdate= 443271[/snapback] Quote
XxMeltIcexX Posted November 30, 2005 Report Posted November 30, 2005 I cant stop laughign at both your jokes! Oh man.. Eric Quote
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