Not joke of the day Material

[ellison445]

THE BUSINESS TRIP.....

I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a

bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls

you see advertised in phone booths when your calling

for a cab.

 

I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl

calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending

over in the photo. She had all the right curves in

all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long

graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind. So

I'm in my room and figure, what the heck, I'll give

her a call.

 

"Hello?" the woman says. Wow! she sounded sexy.

 

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you

to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should

be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I

really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and

I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long.

You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements,

toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go

hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on,

cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything

you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"

 

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside

line you need to press 9."

[PUSH THE THROTTLE]

[bigboybanshee]

LMFAO

[locogato11283]

ha not bad

[RNBRAD]

Man that would suck though.

[namshee]

Funny!

 

[ellison445]

Guess It was worth a post

[dune_girl]

lol...that was pretty good