Bird flu possible pandemic.

[RNBRAD]

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of

symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the

following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

 

1. High fever

2. Congestion

3. Nausea

4. Fatigue

5. Aching in the joints

6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield

[ellison445]

6.  An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield

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[98bonerSTOCKshee]

that would explain the fetish of windshield shitting I have been having lately..

 

 

God the HQ rocks...

[PUSH THE THROTTLE]

So what's different from the flu and my everyday life? Something to do with following through on item six? difference from uge to just did?

[locogato11283]

hmm...

[rocketboy]

i got bird flu from choking my chicken

[Cotton eyed Joe]

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of

symptoms of bird flu.  If you experience any of the

following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

 

1.  High fever

2.  Congestion

3.  Nausea

4.  Fatigue

5.  Aching in the joints

6.  An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield

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All of them but #6.

Lately I've been pissing down the drivers side window of my neighbors car in the middle of the night. Just kind of pry the weather stripping out of the way with a screwdriver and have at it.

[BansheeBrian]

- Old lady finds me in the frontyard buck nekkid squattin in the bird bath.

- smacking into windows

- pecked one of her eyes out

-bringing sticks and leaves to bed

[Banshee~]

- Old lady finds me in the frontyard buck nekkid squattin in the bird bath.

  - smacking into windows

  - pecked one of her eyes out

  -bringing sticks and leaves to bed

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dont forget waiting in the park for old people to throw you bread

[BansheeBrian]

Yeah,Yeah or cover the whole floor of my house with newspaper or fightin the seagulls(dumpducks) for frenchfries in a McDonalds parking lot.

[23champ]

I fed my ol' lady the worm last nite, if that counts for anything!

[Lee]

[ozosborne]

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of

symptoms of bird flu.  If you experience any of the

following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

 

1.  High fever

2.  Congestion

3.  Nausea

4.  Fatigue

5.  Aching in the joints

6.  An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield

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- Old lady finds me in the frontyard buck nekkid squattin in the bird bath.

  - smacking into windows

  - pecked one of her eyes out

  -bringing sticks and leaves to bed

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You guys are funny as hell! ROTFLMFAO!