Give 100%

[PUSH THE THROTTLE]

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

 

 

 

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How

 

about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

 

 

 

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

 

 

 

If:

 

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

 

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

 

 

 

Then:

 

 

 

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

 

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

 

 

 

and

 

 

 

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

 

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

 

 

 

But,

 

 

 

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

 

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

 

 

 

And,

 

 

 

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

 

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

 

 

 

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

 

 

 

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

 

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

 

 

 

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top

[99Banshee]

lol..damn you have alot of time on your hands to come up with some shit like that

[PUSH THE THROTTLE]

lol..damn you have alot of time on your hands to come up with some shit like that

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Don't get confused I didn't come up with that, it was from an email.

[dalegoldston]

So thats how to achieve management positions.

[RNBRAD]

So true!!! Nothing I hate worse than an asskisser. I always give my boss's attitude cause I never want anyone to think I'm kissing their ass. Dr's same way, don't give me any attitude or I'm going into malpractice law.

[locogato11283]

hmm i seeee

[Proquad101]

So true!!! Nothing I hate worse than an asskisser. I always give my boss's attitude cause I never want anyone to think I'm kissing their ass. Dr's same way, don't give me any attitude or I'm going into malpractice law. 

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I hear you, most of the Dr's I have delt with at life flight are assholes- what does that equal?

[stuntmasta3o5]

I hear you, most of the Dr's I have delt with at life flight are assholes- what does that equal?

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E

 

1 + 19 + 19 + 8 + 15 +12 + 5 = 79%

 

And I had to use a calculator for that ..

[RNBRAD]

A-S-S-H-O-L-E

 

1 + 19 + 19 + 8 + 15 +12 + 5 = 79%

 

And I had to use a calculator for that .. 

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[stclark816]

it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top

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It's not who ya know, it's who ya blow!