biggun6ss Posted September 20, 2005 Report Posted September 20, 2005 John is underneath his car cursing and yelling. His wife comes in and ask " Is there anything I can do to help hun?" He replies " Yes, can you hand me a 1/2 inch wrench" So she goes to the tool box and grabs a 12mm wrench instead. Trying not to get angry, he crawls out from under the car and gets what he needs, then crawls back under the car. John starts yelling again and his wife ask " What do you need and I will get it for you?" He replies " Can you get me a pair of pliers" So she goes to the tool box and gets a cresent. John comes out from under the car and ask " I don't know how God could make you so beautiful and so stupid at the same time?" Not smiling the wife says " Well, God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me and God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you. Quote
The Rebel Posted September 21, 2005 Report Posted September 21, 2005 that's right, it's all worthwhile when they look like loco's assatar though.... Quote
namshee Posted September 21, 2005 Report Posted September 21, 2005 that's right, it's all worthwhile when they look like loco's assatar though.... 417352[/snapback] word... Quote
Ducman Posted September 21, 2005 Report Posted September 21, 2005 I was thinking she was pretty smart for switching the 1/2" wrench for a 12mm? Quote
RNBRAD Posted September 21, 2005 Report Posted September 21, 2005 that's right, it's all worthwhile when they look like loco's assatar though.... 417352[/snapback] "Assatar" Good joke too!! Quote
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