sweetshee4312 Posted August 31, 2005 Report Posted August 31, 2005 well there was once a man who lived in philidelphia pa, and he was not the nicest of men, so he died and went to hell, when he entered hell satain said i am really going to stick it to this man, so she turned the temperature in hell up to 200 degrees. when he did this the man start jumping up and down and skipping with joy, so satain asked the man, "why are you so happy you are burning" the man replyed by saying," it is so hot it reminds me of summers in philly, its very nice" so then satain thought he would show the man and make him miserable and turned the temperature in hell down to negative 200 degrees, again the man started jumped and skipping with joy, so satain asked him "this is sure not anything like philly why are you so happy" so he said HELL JUST FROZE OVER, THE EAGLES MUST HAVE ONE THE SUPER BOWL.... Quote
The Rebel Posted September 4, 2005 Report Posted September 4, 2005 sweetshee, did you type all that by yourself? you must a quit skipping class.lol The only part I like is ," so she turned..." You might just make it dude. satain??????? wtf? Quote
rocketboy Posted September 4, 2005 Report Posted September 4, 2005 yep... its offical, thats the stupidest, most unfunny joke ive ever heard in my entire life .i truely hope yo u made it up and theres not another person out in this country as dumb as you repeating this jibberish<_< Quote
PyRo_ZaCh Posted September 4, 2005 Report Posted September 4, 2005 I heard that somewhere less than a week ago, but cant remeber where. However, this may save the thread. . .or not Joe had been having frequent and painful head aches for almost 20 years and finaly deicided to go see a doctor. He made and appominet and went to the doctor and finaly found out his problem. The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad new is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one heck of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need ... a new suit.That'll make me feel a little better." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit... it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck." Joe was surprised. "That's right, how did you k now?" "Been in the business 60 years." Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's see ... size 36." Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I gotyou, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 wouldpress your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one heck of a headache." Quote
sikwidit'96 Posted September 5, 2005 Report Posted September 5, 2005 I heard that somewhere less than a week ago, but cant remeber where. However, this may save the thread. . .or not Joe had been having frequent and painful head aches for almost 20 years and finaly deicided to go see a doctor. He made and appominet and went to the doctor and finaly found out his problem. The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad new is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one heck of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need ... a new suit.That'll make me feel a little better." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit... it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck." Joe was surprised. "That's right, how did you k now?" "Been in the business 60 years." Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's see ... size 36." Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I gotyou, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 wouldpress your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one heck of a headache." 411498[/snapback] HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAhahahahahahHHAHAHAHAHhahhahahahahHAAHAHHAhahahahhahaha...oh my jebus...where the hell?? Quote
sp1tekiller Posted September 5, 2005 Report Posted September 5, 2005 Sweetshees joke wan't that bad, I luahged at it. Quote
The Rebel Posted September 8, 2005 Report Posted September 8, 2005 I heard that somewhere less than a week ago, but cant remeber where. However, this may save the thread. . .or not Joe had been having frequent and painful head aches for almost 20 years and finaly deicided to go see a doctor. He made and appominet and went to the doctor and finaly found out his problem. The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad new is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one heck of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need ... a new suit.That'll make me feel a little better." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit... it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck." Joe was surprised. "That's right, how did you k now?" "Been in the business 60 years." Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's see ... size 36." Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I gotyou, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 wouldpress your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one heck of a headache." 411498[/snapback] OUCH!!!!! that hurts PyRo_SaCh Quote
The Rebel Posted September 8, 2005 Report Posted September 8, 2005 Sweetshees joke wan't that bad, I luahged at it. 411753[/snapback] exactly....(luaghed) I C y'all go to the same school Quote
sweetshee4312 Posted February 8, 2009 Author Report Posted February 8, 2009 yep... its offical, thats the stupidest, most unfunny joke ive ever heard in my entire life .i truely hope yo u made it up and theres not another person out in this country as dumb as you repeating this jibberish<_< yup hes an eagles fan... Quote
jamebo Posted February 8, 2009 Report Posted February 8, 2009 yup hes an eagles fan... lol, took a little while to reply, huh? Quote
lokisbuddy Posted February 9, 2009 Report Posted February 9, 2009 The hq is blessed with a pretty good humor forum........just a thought Quote
Trick2stroke Posted February 9, 2009 Report Posted February 9, 2009 lol first joke is horribly written. Second joke is great haha. Quote
vegas banshee Posted February 11, 2009 Report Posted February 11, 2009 I heard that somewhere less than a week ago, but cant remeber where. However, this may save the thread. . .or not Joe had been having frequent and painful head aches for almost 20 years and finaly deicided to go see a doctor. He made and appominet and went to the doctor and finaly found out his problem. The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad new is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one heck of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need ... a new suit.That'll make me feel a little better." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit... it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck." Joe was surprised. "That's right, how did you k now?" "Been in the business 60 years." Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's see ... size 36." Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I gotyou, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 wouldpress your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one heck of a headache." hahaha thts funny shit right there :yelrotflmao: :thumbsup: Quote
Banshee_Bandit Posted February 11, 2009 Report Posted February 11, 2009 The first one was average but Pyro`s was indeed a nice one * muhahahaha* Quote
Animalman294 Posted February 11, 2009 Report Posted February 11, 2009 YA, that last one I've heard before but its still pretty funny.......... Quote
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