The Rebel Posted August 22, 2005 Report Posted August 22, 2005 (edited) NEVER TICK OFF A FEMALE TEXAN A West Texas Cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury and cutting calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door and into the tool shed out behind the barn. She put his pecker in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenters saw. The banged up cowboy was terrified and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut if off with that rusty saw, are you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set this shed on fire and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want!!!" Edited August 22, 2005 by The Rebel Quote
Banshee 79 Posted August 22, 2005 Report Posted August 22, 2005 NEVER TICK OFF A FEMALE TEXAN A West Texas Cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury and cutting calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door and into the tool shed out behind the barn. She put his pecker in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenters saw. The banged up cowboy was terrified and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut if off with that rusty saw, are you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set this shed on fire and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want!!!" 407073[/snapback] Quote
y2kbanshee9187 Posted August 22, 2005 Report Posted August 22, 2005 Sounds like something off the movie Saw. Quote
odaen Posted August 22, 2005 Report Posted August 22, 2005 I like the version where the man comes home early from work and does the same thing to the boyfriend. Just doesn't seem as mean spirited Quote
BansheeBrian Posted August 24, 2005 Report Posted August 24, 2005 Another good one from the rebel! Anyone here run out of a burnin' shed? Quote
thegroup Posted August 25, 2005 Report Posted August 25, 2005 Another good one from the rebel! Anyone here run out of a burnin' shed? 408052[/snapback] does running from a stove that is shooting out a 20ft fireball out of it after u throw a small can of paint thinner on it count? Quote
Cotton eyed Joe Posted August 25, 2005 Report Posted August 25, 2005 LOL The version I heard was instead of removing the handle, she welds the vise shut after she locks it down on his pee pee. Quote
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