ellison445 Posted February 28, 2005 Report Posted February 28, 2005 Q: Why does Michael Jackson arrange for private shopping? A: So his guests won't be accompanied by guardians! Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common? A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns! Q:Why isn't all the controversy bothering Michael? A:He doesn't mind reaching bottom. Q:What's Michael's favorite Canadian TV show? A:The Kids in the Hall. Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"? A: Two 5 year olds. Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small? A: Because they aren't his! `Did you hear about Michael Jackson's toaster? ~The bread goes in brown, and comes out white. `What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision? ~Foreplay. Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A: From a catalogue. `What does Michael Jackson reminisce about when he gets nostalgic? ~Blowing his first nose. Q: What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson? A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt on Pepsi! Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? A: He thought it was a delivery service. Michael said to Debbie one night, "I fancy some entertainment, what shall we do?". To which Debbie replied " I know we'll get a video". Michael then said " Great, Ill get Aladdin". Debbie said speedily "No Michael, You have been in trouble for that before" `What's black and comes in little white cans? ~Michael Jackson `What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years? ~Michael Jackson. Prince Michael Jackson, Jr. --- you know in a few years they'll probably change his name to: The Child Formerly Known as Michael Jackson's Baby Michael Jackson had a boy. He also became a father! He asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could he have sex. The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least 12 or 13 years old. `What do Michael Jackson & Michael Jordan have in common? ~They both play ball in the Minor League. `What's the difference between them? ~One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors. `Why was Michael Jackson relieved of his Cub Scout Leader duties? ~He was up to a pack a day. `What happens when Michael talks about sex? ~It's all very tongue in cheek. `What does Michael have in common with NASA? ~It's been 25 years since his first moon landing. Quote
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted February 28, 2005 Report Posted February 28, 2005 Ellison didn't you used to go visit MJ? Play with bubbles and stuff? Ride the "rides" and climb the tree.... Quote
NYUK Posted February 28, 2005 Report Posted February 28, 2005 why does micheal jackson like twenty eight year olds? because theres twenty of them. Quote
ellison445 Posted February 28, 2005 Author Report Posted February 28, 2005 How dare you confuse me with 2k1banshee350!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ellison didn't you used to go visit MJ? Play with bubbles and stuff? Ride the "rides" and climb the tree.... 330990[/snapback] Quote
PUSH THE THROTTLE Posted February 28, 2005 Report Posted February 28, 2005 (edited) How dare you confuse me with 2k1banshee350!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 331013[/snapback] Oh, that's right. Whatever happened to him? Edited February 28, 2005 by PUSH THE THROTTLE Quote
ellison445 Posted February 28, 2005 Author Report Posted February 28, 2005 Hahahaha why does micheal jackson like twenty eight year olds?because theres twenty of them. 331012[/snapback] Quote
neilgf Posted February 28, 2005 Report Posted February 28, 2005 Whats brown and in a babies diaper? Michael Jacksons hand!! Quote
gixxer_sixxer Posted February 28, 2005 Report Posted February 28, 2005 How do little boys know it's bed-time at Micheal Jackson's Neverland Ranch? the big hand touches the little hand What does Kmart and Micheal Jackson have in common? Both have little boys pants 1/2 off Quote
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