Bigairee Posted September 3, 2004 Report Share Posted September 3, 2004 K9P will fix anything. Hit your muffler bearings with that and they will never go bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crbanshee Posted September 3, 2004 Report Share Posted September 3, 2004 i had the head light fluid run low on my banshee, man what a mess..it ended up killing the muffler bearing and all the exaust grease leaked out then the flux capasiter stoped fluxxing and the air filter bearings ceased and fell abart right into the carb and broke the resivour for the choke fluid..what a mess that caused it blew the choke resivour in to the air breaks and now the break pads dont hold grease any more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bansheefreak Posted September 5, 2004 Report Share Posted September 5, 2004 jt you should call dealer and get a chunk of money for helping sell the extended warranty.... also i drive a pete and i tell ppl i haul sailboat fuel all the time so get it after a few minutes so don't.... i also like to remind the kiddies to change your summer air in the winter and put in winter air....but i'm still looking for a block off plate for my blinker fliud resevior since i took the blinkers off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bansheefreak Posted September 5, 2004 Report Share Posted September 5, 2004 (edited) i also like to call parts stores and ask for plugs for a 7.3 ford lol but i always get the run around you know... 4wd??? 4 door??? what color??? ac????manual or auto??? Edited September 5, 2004 by bansheefreak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyRo_ZaCh Posted September 5, 2004 Report Share Posted September 5, 2004 jt you should call dealer and get a chunk of money for helping sell the extended warranty.... also i drive a pete and i tell ppl i haul sailboat fuel all the time so get it after a few minutes so don't.... i also like to remind the kiddies to change your summer air in the winter and put in winter air....but i'm still looking for a block off plate for my blinker fliud resevior since i took the blinkers off... since when do banshee's have blinkers? any way, when your changin the muffler bearings, fluxing the flux capicator, or just puittin winter air in your tires, you should pick up a half gallon of elbo grese and you'll get done alot faster and it only cost about a buck three eighty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTQuad Posted September 6, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 haha this is great - JT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bansheefreak Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 who said banshee's have blinkers????/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyRo_ZaCh Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 i thought thats what you ment the blinker fluid block off resi was on, or were you talking about the truck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racer Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 i also like to call parts stores and ask for plugs for a 7.3 ford lol but i always get the run around you know... 4wd??? 4 door??? what color??? ac????manual or auto??? thats a damn good one there. might be usin that one in the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rebel Posted September 9, 2004 Report Share Posted September 9, 2004 Bigairee that is a cool ass avatar. I have to stop and peel out a few times everytime I see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jinx44 Posted September 9, 2004 Report Share Posted September 9, 2004 I think autozone (at least locally) hires the stupidest people. I was in there one night looking for some wire to hook up my electric water pump on my '68 big block Ford truck. All they had was single conductor. An employee came over and asked it I needed help so I told him what I was looking for. Then he asked what I am using it for. I said, "To wire up my water pump." He said, "How do you wire a water pump?" My smartass self told him, "Well, when I buy a new water pump, I drill and tap a hole in each side. I run a screw into each hole and hook the postive wire to one side and the negative wire to the other. When I start my engine, I flip a switch that send current to the screws and ionizes the water to keep it from cavitating." He said, "Thats a great idea. I never thought about that. I bet it stays a lot cooler." I just busted up laughing. One day I just felt like messing with someone so I called Autozone and asked for an oxygen sensor for a '69 Mustang. The guy said, "Oxygen sensor. Ford. Mustang. That's odd, our computer usually will show parts all the way back into the 60's, but they aren't listing your mustang." I have also called and asked for, "A Remanufactured distributor for a Ford 4.6 SOHC mustang with DIS." DIS is distributorless igntion system. On a side note, I also like messing with grocery stores. Call and ask if they have Cap'n Crunch in a box. Its a new version of the Prince Albert prank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbybonilla Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 I like goin through the drive through window, and asking "Do you guys have any Up-G?" They always answer "Whats up G?" "Not much playa" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellison445 Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 You went way back for this one, but it was funny! I like goin through the drive through window, and asking "Do you guys have any Up-G?" They always answer "Whats up G?" "Not much playa" 420933[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
350TwinDeathBed Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 That's terrible! But so awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hilarious Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 Let me say a lil' sumthin. Ya'll talkin' bout how stupid them fuckers are at Autozone. I used to work at an auto parts store and half the jackasses that wanted parts were idiots too. I'd get asked shit like, how much a fuel pump for a blue oldsmobile is and what does it mean when my car leanin to one side and....just stupid shit. Call up autozone and tell em you need a radiator cap for a 70 model volkswagon beetle, oh, and one them upper radiator hose pipes. And then ask em how much antifreeze it takes to fill a waterbed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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