F1HDR Posted October 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Fucking Christ green just by one of those fancy hydraulic ones that lower down into the water. You could just sit down on your noodle on the platform, then hit the button and gently lower yourself in. Sent from my SM-G900V using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F1HDR Posted October 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Then instead of attempting to climb back in when you're wasted you just roll onto the bastard and raise it up. It's like a handicap van lift, just for lazy alcoholics. Sent from my SM-G900V using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n2otoofast4u Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Me..... I need to borrow some money to buy a swim step for my boat. Bank..... You're buying another boat? Me..... No just a swim step Bank..... Your asking for 50% of what you paid for the boat. Me..... I know, but this will pick my fat drunk ass up out of the water. Bank..... Ok, your check will be ready to pick up in an hour but you could buy a boat for what this costs. Me..... I know, but it won't pick my fat drunk ass up out of the water!!! Bank..... see your fat drunk ass in an hour. Fuck that shit! I'll kick them clevers a few times and crawl my fat drunk ass up on the tie bar before I drop that kinda coin on a facking swim step. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTmachining Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Big fast boats are cool but hard to see in front of em goin fast. Id be afraid of hitting someone or something in the water. I've been 100 on water, it's fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Madd Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 It's no 35 footer but it works good for Norfork Lake. I'm from MO but pretty far from Lake of The Ozarks. My boat would be too small for there, I'd imagine. I thought I had some more pics and some of the inside as well, but can't find them. Don't mind the missing outdrive, LOL. It's fixed now. It grenaded itself with less than 50 hours in it. $$$$$$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chukkinsod Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Customers boat. 30 Baja Outlaw Twin 490HO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 How are you going to drink your beverage doing 90 on the water? Fuck that, I'll take 5 so I don't spill my drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Madd Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 60 mph with 2 people onboard. 50 - 55 mph easily if it's loaded. Of course that's with calm water and no wind and working the trim and/or trim tabs efficiently. For sure 60 mph (or even 50 mph) isn't practical cruising speed in most conditions in this boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F1HDR Posted October 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 How are you going to drink your beverage doing 90 on the water? Fuck that, I'll take 5 so I don't spill my drink.This. Mine will run about 50 and as long as it's not super rough, we're able to haul ass to a cove without spilling a drop of our drinks. Sent from my SM-G900V using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F1HDR Posted October 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 Sent from my SM-G900V using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Madd Posted October 21, 2015 Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 Looks like a couple of old fucks and some old used to be kinda hot bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F1HDR Posted October 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 Yes, but with money. Sent from my SM-G900V using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n2otoofast4u Posted October 21, 2015 Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 I'd marry an older, hot, rich chick any fucking day. They know what they want, and they know how to get it! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chukkinsod Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 The fuck is that a transformer boat....when u got enough money to put a porch on your offshore...I think wearing pants becomes optional. Too many dudes not enough bitches! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F1HDR Posted October 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 Well, when you have enough money to put a porch on your offshore, you can quit wearing pants and hire as many bitches as you want to ride along with you. Sent from my SM-G900V using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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