Buckwheat Posted January 26, 2014 Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC/ref=cm_cr_pr_btm_link_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=byRankDescending Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenyboy Posted January 26, 2014 Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 Funny stuff, apparently some sugar substitutes are ingredients in laxitives. They must of gone overboard on that ingredient! Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted January 26, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 Man some of those reviews were awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYUK Posted January 26, 2014 Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 THE GERMAN ONE. Were she to get even the faintest whiff of the weapons-grade sluice that my anus was angrily shouting into the porcelain, I would have to change my name and move to another city. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYUK Posted January 26, 2014 Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 i gotta get a bag for the boys in work. who can resist gummie bears. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheerider11 Posted January 26, 2014 Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 I am tempted. Is it really like this? I either need to find out, or have them to some one that will still stay friends with me if the "shit show" were to happen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted January 26, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 "I manage to peel back the leather seat top to find a rather luxurious looking commode, with a nice cherry or walnut frame. It had obviously never been used, ever. Why this moment of clarity came to me, I do not know. Perhaps it was the realization that I was going to take this toilet's virginity with a fury and savagery that was an abomination to its delicate craftsmanship and quality. I imagined some poor Italian carpenter weeping over the violently soiled remains of his once beautiful creation. The lament lasted only a second as I was quickly back to concentrating on the tiny muscle that stood between me and molten hot lava." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYUK Posted January 26, 2014 Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 I am tempted. Is it really like this? I either need to find out, or have them to some one that will still stay friends with me if the "shit show" were to happen. i already did it to the guys i work with by accident, a friend had a pallet of the diet girl scout cookies, i left 2 cases in work, the whole other shift shit their colons out, they wanted to kill me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WINDYCITYJOHN400 Posted January 26, 2014 Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 I am tempted. Is it really like this? I either need to find out, or have them to some one that will still stay friends with me if the "shit show" were to happen. DOOOOOOO IT! Two full handfulls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nieskes Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYUK Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 hahahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedder Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 Had something similar happen to me from sugar free lifsavers. And yes, some sugar substitutes are a baby laxitive so in large quantities WATCH OUT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne_smith97 Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 This guy has some guts for attempting that after reading all the reviews. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man-O-Steele Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 no tp on the roll haha. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WINDYCITYJOHN400 Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 This guy has some guts for attempting that after reading all the reviews. LOL Not any more. He shat out his innards after loosening everything with some power vomiting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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