ikikazz Posted November 5, 2003 Report Share Posted November 5, 2003 well, i was at work today and one of my buddies gave some jokes some funny some not. well here is a couple of them. The Bronco- you start by going doggysyle and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tightly as possible and yell another girls name. this gives you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off. Woody Woodpecker- While a chick is sucking on your balls, repeatedly tap the head of your penis on her forehead. The Fish Eye- Working from behind, you shove your finger in her pooper. thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing. Ray Bans- Put your nuts over her eyes sockets while geting head. your can is on her forehead. yes it may be imposible for some of you but it is worth a try. The snowmobile- When plugging a girl while she's on all fours, reach around and sweep out her arms so she falls on her face. Angry Dragon- This involves the girl giving guy head and as he is about to cum, karatechop the girl in the throat causing the cum to shoot out her nose making her an angry dragon The houdini- this maneuver is accomplished while going doggy style. as you feel you are about to cum, you pull out and spit on her back. (making her think you finished...) its at the point when she turns around and BAM!! you bust a nut (in the eye if proper aiming techniques down) also known asw the doug hennigs and david copperfield. and finaly... The wheelbarrow-Man and woman are going doggystyle on the floor, then the man grabs the womans legs and stands up leaving the womans arms on the ground, and starts running around the room, continuing to pillage her vagina. well the is it for now hope you like them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badbanshee_boy Posted November 5, 2003 Report Share Posted November 5, 2003 thanks ive been lookin for some new moves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNewGuy Posted November 5, 2003 Report Share Posted November 5, 2003 omg that's probably the funniest thing i've read hahaha nice post man Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minkia38 Posted November 5, 2003 Report Share Posted November 5, 2003 dont let kira read these Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badbanshee_boy Posted November 5, 2003 Report Share Posted November 5, 2003 youd be in the garage with the shee mink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motoman991 Posted November 5, 2003 Report Share Posted November 5, 2003 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil Posted November 5, 2003 Report Share Posted November 5, 2003 The snowmobile- When plugging a girl while she's on all fours, reach around and sweep out her arms so she falls on her face. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyNtAxx Posted November 5, 2003 Report Share Posted November 5, 2003 hey, I thought the description for the houdini was actually describing a move called the "Dirty Sailor" Nick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bashee crazy kidd Posted November 5, 2003 Report Share Posted November 5, 2003 yo that had me and my buddies rollin u shoulda saw my sisters face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
. Posted November 5, 2003 Report Share Posted November 5, 2003 dont forget the donkey punch. As your having sex doggystyle and about to cum, punch her in the back of the neck so she tightens up, making it feel all the much better. And the bucking bronco works well if she knows the names of your exgirlfriends. It only works twice though. The first time she's pissed and you can blame it on the move and the fun of it and that you did it on purpose.....she'll be mad but probably be o.k.....just that once. The second time is even a better ride.....but you wont be getting any for the next week or two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman-hott Posted November 5, 2003 Report Share Posted November 5, 2003 I have personally done the wheelbarrow, minus the running around part. She was oddly aroused and excited. dont know if it was the fact that I could actually hold her up and do it, or that I caught hr way offgaurd busting out a move like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BansheeBrian Posted November 5, 2003 Report Share Posted November 5, 2003 Thanks for the laughs!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BansheeBrian Posted November 5, 2003 Report Share Posted November 5, 2003 "the stranger" when your masterbating with one hand and you sit on the other.then when the hand youre sitting on falls asleep....switch hands!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikikazz Posted November 6, 2003 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2003 ok here are some other ones hope you like these as much as you like the other ones The Ram- Again, attacking from behind when you start raming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. the force of the wall should allow deeper penetraion. very handy for those lulls in penile sesitivity. the chili dog- you take a dump on her chest and then titty f*ck her. Glass bottom boat- put seran wrap over the skanks face and take a dump Gaylord perry- Going only one knuckle during an anal probe is for whimps. make this famous knuckle-ball pitcher proud and use multiple digits on that virgin corn hole a minimum of 2 nuckles required (either on one finger or multiple) Rodeo f*ck- when you are doing a girl doggy style bend over and whisper in her ear "your almost as good a lay as your sister (or mother if no sister)" then try to hold on for 8 seconds. Louisville Slugger- your girl is servicing you on her knees at some point in time durring this act you putt out twist your hips and yell batter up!! and smack her firmly on the cheek with your baseball like penis. The ultimate... the tripple crown of sex- in the yapper, snapper, crapper all in the same session. and last but certianly not least the fat lip- if you get poisin ivy and then finger a hoe her libia lips will swell a la the fat lip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikikazz Posted November 6, 2003 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2003 yo that had me and my buddies rollin u shoulda saw my sisters face is your sister hot and is she willing to try these things????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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