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haha holy shit, i've heard the hudini one b4, good fun, all of the friends know wut it means and the girls hate it so we scream it when we walk past em, sounds gay but they freak out on ya. l8r

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I Dont know what you call this one but i had a mate do it to a chick in the next room and it was the funnies thing i have ever heard.

 

all i heard was oops.... sorry.... (him) you fucking.... spew....prick....spew....cough....sneeze.....(her) LAUGH HA HA HA HA HA (him)

 

 

you roll her onto her back and with your legs spread over her torso, f*ck her tits make sure your knees are up under her armpits so you can kneal up and direct your load straight up her nose, one nostril with the first shot and the other with the second, this takes some practice. If you are too slow you may only get one shot up one nostril and she will turn her head too quick to get the other. practice makes perfect.

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