Mexican Explanations

[KaosBanshee44]

1.

 

*Cheese*

The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a

sentence. Pepito replies:

Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

 

 

 

2.

 

*Mushroom*

When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

 

 

 

3.

 

*Shoulder*

My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how

to read so I

shoulder.

 

 

 

4.

 

* Texas *

My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where

I'm at!

 

5.

 

*Herpes*

Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got

herpes.

 

 

 

6.

 

*July*

Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me!

Julyer!

 

7.

 

*Rectum*

I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

 

8.

 

*Chicken*

I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go

herself.

 

 

 

9.. * Wheelchair*

We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair

 

10.

 

*Chicken* *wing*

My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

 

 

 

11.

 

*Harassment*

My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her

honey harassment

nothing to me..

 

12.

 

*Bishop*

My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

 

 

 

13.

 

*Body wash*

I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

 

 

 

14.

 

*Budweiser*

That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so

ugly?

 

 

Number 12 is the best one! hahaha

[donkeypuncher]

aahahaha, thats soo damn funny!! that fact that i have bean family makes it that much funnier!!. :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: .

[shee4speed]

wheelchair is good.

[locogato11283]

funny stuff

[caddyman]

Holy Chit Mang......lol

My 14 year old daughter's "new" boyfreing is mexican. I;m going to read all these to her...............

She is going to be pissssed mang!

omfg.....

[donkeypuncher]

Holy Chit Mang......lol

My 14 year old daughter's "new" boyfreing is mexican. I;m going to read all these to her...............

She is going to be pissssed mang!

omfg.....

 

 

FYI its mayne. :thumbsup:

[shee4speed]

FYI its mayne. :thumbsup:

 

its mang! :biggrin:

[locogato11283]

i hope rico doesnt see this!!! :laugh:

[donkeypuncher]

its mang! :biggrin:

 

 

haha. yo, if you go around pronouncing it "mang" people are gonna think your callin them a chinese name or some shit. take it from a latino, its mayne.

 

 

here you go...vvvvv

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mayne

[sandman81]

its mang! :biggrin:

 

you guys are funny. but donkey is right. take it from another latino its mayne. :biggrin:

[BansheeRider87]

aorta --- They aorta cut the grass by the ball field so the kids don't get hurt!

 

Mayonnaise--- Mayonnaise a lot off people here tonight.

 

Wouldadidcha--- You didnt happen to bring your truck wouldadidcha?

 

Yours truly, Jeff Foxworthy

[shee4speed]

mayne,ming,mang,its all the same.

[Animalman294]

Foxworthy and the rest of the blue collar gang are the best.........