bbcmudtruck Posted January 22, 2009 Report Posted January 22, 2009 > Wild Jamaican Sex > > A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the > marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal > shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You > foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!' > So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, 'I have some > special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at > sex. > Well , the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the > man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex > god he was. > The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you into a sex freak?' > The Jamaican replied,! 'Just try dem on, Mon.' > Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and > tried them on. > > As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his > eyes...something his wife hadn't seen in many years! > In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent > him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down > his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of he Jamaican's hips. > > The Jamaican then began screaming, 'YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET! YOU GOT > DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!!!! Quote
lilmegill727 Posted January 23, 2009 Report Posted January 23, 2009 lol that was a good one!!!! :yelrotflmao: Quote
Animalman294 Posted January 23, 2009 Report Posted January 23, 2009 Hahahahaha....... that was pretty damn funny... Quote
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