Keyser Soze Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 (edited) I hit my wife today...I feel like such **@%. We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades. This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it. Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED.I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down. We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears.. My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything Ican say that this cab was rare but I thought "nah yo homes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house for about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air. Edited January 12, 2009 by jugriggs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arfountain Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 WTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlasterKX Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 is the last part a joke?lol and this really did happen i asume? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyhighprerunner Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 Are you serious or you just fucking around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mofoka Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 I've came close but haven't. What ever happens don't end yourself. Appologies may not be accepted but you can always learn from it and do it different next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYUK Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 i remember something similar a while back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser Soze Posted January 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 Opps that was a joke guys, id never hit my wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1996dragshee Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 Seems like a mix of truth and joke so like stated above..WTF? But on a side note i can't blame the guy if it is true.Sometimes chicks just know how to push the right buttons to drive a man that has never hit a women to do so when they get personal like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser Soze Posted January 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 I thought I was in the humor section when I posted this, I was using tabbed browsing, can any mods move this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arfountain Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 I couldn't figure out if it was a joke or what, after reading it, all I could say was WTF. Figured I would wait to see what someone else said before I left some smart ass comment. LOL You had me going till the end though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1996dragshee Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 I thought I was in the humor section when I posted this, I was using tabbed browsing, can any mods move this? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlasterKX Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 I was going to say. thats some shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodro77 Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 if my wife said some fucked up shit like that i would bust her nose too . maybe kick her while she on the ground . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterlocal22 Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_Shee Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 dam griggs i was about to call and see if hannah was ok. sheww im glad you were kidding...fresh prince was the chit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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