9 words women use

[ban99]

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

 

 

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

 

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means at least a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

 

(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

 

(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

 

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

 

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

 

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

 

(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F* YOU!

 

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

[locogato11283]

as far as im concerned bitches should only speak when a man is addressing them. i love making mouthy know it all stuck up bitches look stupid when they deserve it.

[Michael Jackson]

i love making mouthy know it all stuck up bitches look stupid when they deserve it.

 

 

thats one thing i can agree with you on!

[locogato11283]

thats one thing i can agree with you on!

you agree with everything i say.. you just like to be difficult! ::

 

:biggrin:

[278]

Its true though like i showed my girl that shit and she was like now you understand me, you should listen to it. I was like dont talk to me like that

[Animalman294]

Well thanks now. ya finally post this................... well I guess it could help me............Ooooooo next time.

[Wildcard2]

Thats funny. Just dont tell the hubby I said so haha

[locogato11283]

Thats funny. Just dont tell the hubby I said so haha

the hubby? are you a chick?

[gumby6t9]

the hubby? are you a chick?

No, it's a gay dude. Hubby is the "receiver"...

 

j/k (i hope)

[stnditup2]

when it gets down to those 9 Words i just tell her to shut up that i dont want to hear it. Then all 9 words come out of her mouth all at once then im like HUH did you say something. lol dont try that it just pisses them off more.