Cotton eyed Joe

LMFAO Just when you think it couldn't get any dumber....

What good is a dyno? It only measures hp to the rear wheels. They don't factor in the skid plates or handgrips.

You must be psychic. Here's one for you... JY43GG

PM me a picture of your perch and lever please! I'd take the Magura if I had more time, but right now I don't have time to figure much out other than I need to get my ass back to work.

Charlize Theron is from South Africa, and Aeon Flux is a cartoon from MTV's Liquid Television from about 1994?? It was around about the same time as Bevis and Butthead. Pretty good cartoon.

Well, the best engine builders don't actually calculate anything...its mostly guess work. The boost bottle actually stores moon beams. I keep fireflys in mine.

Maybe she'll let you give her a mandana.

Looking for a clutch perch and lever in a NOT BENT kind of condition. Or if anyone happens to have a Magura hydraulic clutch ressy and slave they are getting rid of I'd consider that too.

400 people would post a subject about a scam on ebay with Stephens bike being sold.

Thats what I've always called it is an "inline twin" but sometimes I see motorcycle engines referred to as "inclined inline (number of cylinders)" referring to the angle the jugs are leaned as opposed to being straight up and down on the cases. I think that guy must have been related to the guy that tried to tell me his buggy was powered by an Audi inline 5 cylinder when there was clearly 6 plug wires coming out of his V-6 6 cylinder engine that looked suspiciously like the engine out of a pontiac grand am.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bulldozer I might have to try this one. I gotta practice the D-11 noise first. Klack-klack-klack-klack-VROOOOOOMMMM etc.

Definitely don't get into a rush to buy one. I did that with my 98. I paid more than new price for a new bike, and I regretted not calling the salesmans bullshit right there, but I wanted a bike so I could get to the dunes that weekend with my buddies. Keep looking. Deals are out there.

Maybe its Cole

Well, I'm sure Karma has some sort of buy-back, or trade-in clause in the contracts. You might be able to trade 2 rusty trombones for a hot karl, or maybe even a hot karla/golden gate bridge.

My orange bike. I swapped out the sprockets for a 13/44 and planned on running 21" haulers but never got around to it. With the 20" haulers 1st gear gets the grab bar in the sand, and 2nd gear is good, but if the sand is a bit powdery I can rap it up and dump it in 3rd and it won't fall on its face. If the sand is more coarse, I can't always get a 3rd gear start without it stalling about 10 feet after I launch. If I can get some new 21" tires for it, I'll be able to start in 2nd like a normal person. On the F4i...its isn't ready to start yet....

Yes yes, I agree. Happy Birthday!

I don't drag a whole lot when I get the chance to go out, but I found starting in 2nd helps, but then you don't have to worry about hitting neutral rather than 2nd from 1st. With my current gearing and tires I can wind it up and dump it in 3rd, but that will change when I get my new taller paddles.

LOL Its a little old and dusty.

Its worth a shot. If I had the cash I'd snatch it up NOW!

You so crazee.... You on sherm? Why you getting rid of the hybrid? My nephew called me today asking me if I knew somewhere to get a 2 stroke engine for a cart he's building. How much?

I wonder what the price is on an item like that at the dealer

or a wadded up hunk of twisted shit.

Yep. But the dumb bitches at the DMV told me otherwise, and its been this way for years. If its covered up they can't really search. Take a look next time you go to Sand Mountain and the fish cop with the clip board comes out of his little shack. He hassles everyone with an open bed with a bike in it, and if you have a trailer you pay your $8.00 or what ever it is now and go on through the gate. One year the fish cop couldn't see my 2nd registration sticker and he says "So, looks like you gave your other sticker to your buddy up there (that had already gone through the gate with an enclosed trailer). I tell him.."Its on a plate on the front bumper." I don't see nothin!! Its on the front bumper. I can't see anything!!! (MORON!!) It was when I offered to get out of my truck to SHOW him where it was at he left me the fuck alone and gave me my day pass. Fuckers breath stunk too.