Cotton eyed Joe

Oh man. I shouldn't say anything being its your mom and all.

I just heard on the news he's been drinking milk. WTF? I guess it does a body good.

Right now its probably cold as hell. In october it gets down in the 40's at night. We typically make Memorial Day the first trip, and Labor Day the last trip. I also think in the winter they close off parts of the dunes to human traffic due to migration patterns of elk and or moose.

I looked for it last night and couldn't find the magazine. I know its sold here. If I find it I'll send you a copy if you want. PM me your address.

Excellent point. He's getting out in a matter of minutes...painless minutes. At least he is going to sweat it out for a while. The only thing I hate about life in prison is the price tag. So what they need to start doing is not locking them down, but making them work to pay for their stay at the grey bar motel. If they won't work, out come the dogs or the tazers or what ever. I've seen low level convicts cleaning up shit off of the side of the road. If one of them gets hit by a person not paying attention, big deal. They could put high level criminals to work in sweat shops. Work them so hard that they won't have the energy to cause problems. If they refuse to work, "persuade" them otherwise Lethal injection is easy. 3 seperate chemicals, one of which puts him to sleep so he isn't concious when they pump him full of potassium chloride to gently stop his heart. Maybe they should leave him awake and put Clorox and Raid in his syringes.

I won't ask any questions. I'm just glad you put it up here.

My dad and I have talked about this very subject, and more so extensively after this last election. He came to the conclusion that after all the years of them pretending to be something they aren't for money (acting) and having people praise them, and throw millions of dollars at them, placing them on these figurative pedestals they start to meld their fantasy with reality. I think a majority of them are megalomaniacs. They think that because "everyone loves them" that they can lead us around by a ring in our nose. Ever hear Camron Diaz speak about voting? Brad Pitt discuss stem cell research? Tom Cruise spew on about psychology? They all stammer and stutter and ramble on, and the second someone corners them with an intended "check mate" they either change the subject or get more wound up in an attempted effort to control the situation. They literally act as if they are someone important with something important to say, yet they really have no script to follow so its more like improv. I don't think for one second any leader of ANY country gives 2 fucks about what Angelina Jolie has to say about starving kids. Oh, sure, shes a GoodWill Embassador, but honestly.....If some hot woman wanted to come over and talk you into buying a vaccuum, you'd do it. You wouldn't even hear 1/2 the words she said. You'd be too busy staring at her juggz, and thinking about sniffing (pooning as it were) the chair she has been sitting on. Not every celebrity is a vacuous imbecile, but the ones that happen to know something are far and few between, and for the most part, I think they are the ones that don't care to be in the spot light.

LMFAO I can almost hear the squeaky cheerleader voice. Go team.

LMFAO @ E-Drag. Took me a minute to figure it out. Funny shit right there.

This one works every time as long as its done with a chloroform chaser.... Excuse me miss? I seem to have lost my puppy. I think he just jumped into the back of that plain white utility van parked across this dimly lit parking lot. Could you help me get him out?

Eh, I haven't read the article yet, but a 91 would still have some sort of value, but I'd think more than a keg of beer and a neon sign. I need to see what he traded to get up to a keg of beer. I think I'd just stop there.

Maybe it was one of those 1976 Skidoos. My inlaws have some suck ass snow mobile from the mid 70's and boy is it bore-riffic. More fun to ride around on it, bitching about how lame it is really.

What pisses me off about that whole thing are these bleeding heart unintelligent cocksuckin Hollywood elites pleading for his life because hes "turned his life around". Big fucking deal. If he has converted to some religion, and begged his god for forgiveness, then he shouldn't have a problem with meeting his maker face to face. Lots of people have written childrens books. It don't mean that they're decent upstanding people. What hes doing now has not one fucking thing to do with what he did 25 years ago. There comes a time in peoples lives when they have face reality and take responsibility for their actions. And on top of it all he still says "being a snitch is the worst thing someone can be." so, he isn't telling anything about what he knows about the crips gang, how they operate, etc. Apparently being a murderer is better than being a snitch.

I've got some snow, a running banshee and paddles, along with an open field across the street from my shop. I just refuse to go ride.

Shit and I thought it was bad getting my parking spot swooped 3 times at Walmart last night.

Its kinda like they took a hard look at everything that would make it an easy car to get, and made it fuckin impossible at every stop. At a production of 20 units, I wonder if they are all sold yet. For some strange reason I bet they are. Oh, but if you do happen to get one, you get to race it. You become part of the Ferrari race team, or so I've read. Now THAT would be cool. And on the Hummers...I'd love to have the H1 Alpha. Way back when it was the only one you could get my nephews buddies dad had one. Not the most comfortable vehicle on the road but then again, you don't need a road to drive it somewhere. And, I saw a "pimped" out H1 once. It was a white convertable with tan leather interior, and I swear that thing was rolling on 40" or taller tires. HUGE truck/thing/suv.

Don't forget about QUALIFYING to own an FXX by being one of Ferraris top customers. I think you have to be in what they call "good standing" with the Ferrari company.

Its a 3 way tie between 3 semi rediculous cars: First would be the Saleen S7. Great lines, powerful engine, and impossible to drive on the cobble stone freeways here. Second would be the Mossler900S. Same as above. Third and final would be the Bugatti Veyron. The only bad part about the Bugatti is its ineffenciency. Although its a confirmed 250 mph car, the efficiency of its W-16 quad turboed engine is kind of sad. The calculated energy in the incoming charge of fuel and air works out to be 3000hp. 1000hp is consumed by the drive/valve train, another 1000hp goes out as heat. The remaining 1000hp goes to the wheels. Plus, where the fuck am I going to buy parts for it?

I've always wondered, but why in the hell don't they make cranks with keyways in them so all you have to do is align the keyway, put the key in, and press the damn thing together? I make shafting for all sorts of shit from conveyors, power transmission ect, and ALL of them get keyways. That would make aligning a crank easy as hell, plus it probably wouldn't need to be welded if you used a 5/16" key. Anyone know how much press those cranks have between the counterweight and the journal?

Not sure Ben has the time anymore. His posts have been far and few between. Hell, I don't even know if he's going to make it to RF06.......

I think you have to use some sort of heat set to get them to stick. My mom is a quilter, and she had some wicked fuckin glue to put my hand drawn Calvin flag on a fiberglass rod about 5 years ago. Its still on there too. I have no idea what kind of glue it is though.

Sounds like an air leak to me. The back firing could be caused by a leaned condition due to an air leak, as well as the "runaway" idle problem. You are closing the carbs but due to the air leak it continues to suck in air. When you kill it with the key, there is a chance that the cylinder is so hot from running lean that the air fuel emulsion just detonates by itself. When you "blirped" the throttle, you allowed extra fuel to come into the cylinder causing it to cool off and die. Anyone else on this one?

The others pretty much summed it up. Boobs. Oh, and the longer swingarm thing.