KaosBanshee44

Ooooooo snap....lol That's funny

I'm calling that dude tommorow and seeing if he actually did this on purpose. That's fucking funny

Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their chambers.. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost. The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick. The moral of the story - Pay your bills

Yeah and there not that expensive

Get Kiel to do it you won't regret it!

I can get you brand new fullbores around 300 shipped depending on where you are.

Get rid of the Trinity pipes and get a set of BB out of frame drag pipes. Get some v force 3's the 2's are outdated and not as good as the 3's. 34mm carbs seem small for that bike too get some bigger ones, i'm sure it already has a cool head on it with some big domes. Lockup cover and clutch, straight cut gears, override trans the list goes on and on and your definitly looking at some money.

Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf on Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, BOB! How ya doin?' His wife is puzzled and ask if he's been to this club before. 'Oh no,' says Bob. 'He's in my bowling league. When they are seated, a waitress ask Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?' 'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine , Honey! A stripper then comes over to there table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says, 'Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance big boy?' Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book. The cabby turns around and says, 'Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time.' Bob's funeral will be on Friday

Well with all the UPS bullshit and my cases mysteriously breaking Jeff took a vacation won't be back at his shop til the 1st or 4th. Credit card already charged he had all the stuff ready while i was bitching to UPS. I'll get it back after he's done relaxin' and chalaxin' i don't blame him.

What are you asking for her, she's beautiful

Yeah if it wasn't for those things i would have built everything myself. banshee motors are the easiest to break down and build. Have you ever broke down a Suzuki 250r? The cases split from side to side not up and down like the banshees do.

Did you try posting it on Paintballscene.com? Definitly a nice deal ya got.

Same with me i'm only getting Jeff to do my crank, boring, override etc. i'm doin most of the build i told him to put the bottom end together cause there's no since in shipping everything in pieces. But as far as the rest i'm putting it together. That's the best part of a build is working on the motor...lol

I know i didn't up alot of the names up there i put the names that i hear or see on the HQ alot. That's why i said if you didn't see it on the list to mention it. I just haven't seen a poll in a while so i just whipped this up pretty quick.

How long has HJR been around?

I feel like punching something and it possibly could be sa25684_yuo083_fag

That's why i made this poll. Look at all the post from people with questions "whoe does the best work?" "Who offeres the best deals?" "This that etc." It's funny how when people ask questions and then bam people are like this guy is the best, his prices are the best i just want to see it on a percentage level.

I know i'm just messin with ya. I just wanted to see who people sent there stuff out to that they couldn't do at home. I can like alot of people on here put together a motor but what about the other stuff is what i was asking.

You did your porting, boring, made your override, true welded your crank and all that?

Thank God i didn't get fucked by him i bought alot i mean alot of chrome parts from him off ebay and his screen name on there was ursula1cooking but never got fucked by him thank god. I feel ya man i can't stand fucking dipshits that like to fuck people over.

I could only put 10 on the poll so i left out a few but those are the ones that just came to mind. Just curious as to what everyone has.

I couldn't agree with you more. My thing is just a simple PM or email and let me know what's goin on. Don't say hey this happened and then it takes me 4 weeks to get a answer. I give my phone number with every transaction and usually talk to people first before everything. Anyway Tim is a good guy for sure

O hell yeah that's a good one

Hell yeah dude post a pic up of that beast i can't remember which one it is.

haha i keep telling everybody that only one word comes into play here