rusty1100

Thats hillarious.... :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao:

Not a very good picture, but heres +6.

Sweet, Thanks for all the info :beer: . Looks like im gonna be done for a little bit, got a lot of work ahead of me...LOL

Where were you a Boilermaker at, and how long have you been laid off? Just wondering, because Ive was there myself about 6 yrs ago, same craft.

Well I was riding the piss out of her and shee just died, so Im thinking that I just locked up the motor. I couldnt get the kicker to kick over at all so I pulled the jugs and pistons(which both looked fine), off and found what looked like the gold colored washer(on the outside of the bearing of the crank), was trashed and pieces of it in various places. I pulled out all of the pieces that I could find and then the crank was able to turn over. So I was just wondering what exactly I would gain by putting in a 4 mil stroker, what brand would be best, and if I had to do anything else different by putting one of those in. Or would it be worth it to try to fix what I got. Also what else do I need to look at or change out. The bottom part of the rod looks like the color of it has been hot, not sure if that matters. Mods are Noss cool head w/21cc domes, FMF exhaust, K&N, Boysen reeds and valves, bored .30 with Weisco pistons, and PWK's(not sure what size). Thanks in advance for any help, Rusty

Subject: second opinion The Doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one heck of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!", the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit, it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16- 1/2 neck." Joe was surprised, "Tha t's right, how did you know? " Been in the business 60 years." Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's see.. s ize 36." Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache." New suit - $400 New shirt - $36 New underwear - $6 Second Opinion - PRICELESS

Ok that was stupid!!!!! Weve actually seen pictures of YamahaMama and shes no where close to being fat, but as for you were still waiting on those pictures.... We are really blessed by your ignorant remarks. :shoothead: NOT!!!!

You said it!!!

THE WEDDING TEST I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter . Welcome to the family.' And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

Thats hillarious!!! :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao:

PLEASE Take Your Medication!!!!!!! Because, this is what HAPPENS When You Don't Take Your Meds. Shanequia say she gon stand on dat telephone wit her pants off till her man call her like he say he would!

AC RACING has the same style too.

How The Fight Started..... A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man "Holy Shit! That must be my husband!" So the guy quickly jumped out of the bed, scared and naked he jumped out the window like a crazy man. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush, then started to run as fast as he could to his car. A few minutes later he returned and went up to th e bedroom and screamed at the woman ; "I AM your husband, you slut!" The woman yelled back, "Yeah??? Then why were you running....you Son of a B*%@# !!!" And that folks............is how the fight started.

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered,'No. this is my first time' So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused.. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.'Do these excite you?' she asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.'Well, come on', she said,'We don't have much time.' So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes. She looked at me with a bit of a frown.'Did you put that condom on?' she asked. I said,'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her. She fainted.

Thanks, I appreciate it. Your Shee looks Sweet!!!

Thats hillarious... :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao:

It is, but still a good one.

Never mind I dont think I need it after all.

I got a lot of songs on my computer that say no license found when I try to play them. I know theres got to be a download for this kind of thing somewhere, surely. Does anybody know anything about this? Any help will be greatly appreciated. Thanks, Rusty

Thats freaking hilarious!!!!!!! :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao:

Ok let me get this straight... You come back out of the blue and comment on this yesterday May 23rd,[(QUOTE (06BaNsHeE @ Apr 27 2008, 01:47 PM) Or you can stop being such a pussy and deal with it.)] that was said on April 27th and you tell us to stop posting? Okay that makes alot of sense.....NOT!!! Just because a woman goes to a strip club doesnt mean she is bisexual!!! And even if she was, Who cares? Your just mad because nobody wants to see you strip!!!

Huh?

Man youve got to be kidding me!!!! I thought this thread was dead and gone!!!! Is it just me or does it drive anybody else crazy when someone starts posting in a dead thread just to stir it up again? :shrug:

Dang, it sure is. I started to put it there, or look over there before I posted it, but I said to myself, surely nobodys seen this yet. Guess I was wrong. Lol

I think it is, I just got it in an email. lol