rusty1100

You do? You might wanna see somebody about that....J/K

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath."Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!" The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely...... "A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"

> > 1.A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was > > dead. > > 'How do you know that the cat was dead?' she asked her pupil. > > 'Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move,' answered the child > > innocently. > > You did WHAT ? ! ?' the teacher exclaimed in surprise. > > 'You know,' explained the boy, 'I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it > > didn't move.' > > > > > > > > > 2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. > > Five minutes later.....'Da-ad....' > > 'What?' > > 'I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?' > > 'No, You had your chance. Lights out.' > > Five minutes later: 'Da-aaaad.....' > > 'WHAT?' > > 'I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??' > > I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!' > > Five minutes later......'Daaaa-aaaad.....' > > 'WHAT!' > > 'When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?' > > > > > > > > > 3. An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, > > finally asked him 'How do you expect to get into Heaven?' > > The boy thought it over and said, 'Well, I'll run in and out and in > > and > > out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's > > sake, > > Dylan, come in or stay out!'' > > > > > > > > > 4. One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was > > tucking > > her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked > > with > > a tremor in his voice, 'Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?' > > The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. 'I can't dear,' she > > said. > > 'I have to sleep in Daddy's room.' > > A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: 'The big > > sissy.' > > > > > > > > 5. It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the > > children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. > > One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she > > sat > > down, the pastor leaned over and said, 'That is a very pretty > > dress. Is > > it your Easter Dress?' > > The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on > > microphone, > > 'Yes, and my Mom says it's a bitch to iron.' > > > > > > > > 6. When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three > > year old > > came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the > > shower. > > She said, 'Mommy, you are getting fat!' > > I replied, 'Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her > > tummy.' > > 'I know,' she replied, but what's growing in your butt?' > > > > > > > > 7. A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, 'Two > > plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a > > bitch is nine....' > > His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, 'What are you doing?' > > The little boy answered, 'I'm doing my math homework, Mom.' > > 'And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?' the mother asked. > > 'Yes,' he answered. > > Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, 'What are you > > teaching my son in math?' > > The teacher replied, 'Right now, we are learning addition.' > > The mother asked, 'And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that > > son of a bitch is four?' > > After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, 'What I taught them > > was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.' > > > > > > > > 8. One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken > > Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken > > Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, '... and so Chicken Little > > went up to the farmer and said, 'The sky is falling, the sky is > > falling!' > > The teacher paused then asked the class, 'And what do you think that > > farmer said?' > > One little girl raised her hand and said, 'I think he said: 'Holy > > Shit! > > A talking chicken!'' > > The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes. > > > > > > > > 9. A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, 'I'm Mr. > > Sugarbrown's daughter.' > > Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, 'I'm Jane > > Sugarbrown.' > > The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, 'Aren't you Mr. > > Sugarbrown's daughter?' > > She replied, 'I thought I was, but mother says I'm not.' > > > > > > > > 10. A little girl asked her mother, 'Can I go outside and play with > > the > > boys?' > > Her mother replied, 'No, you can't play with the boys, they're too > > rough.' > > The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, 'If I > > can > > find a smooth one, can I play with him?' > > > > > > > > 11. A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands > > next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a > > snack cake. > > The barber says to her, 'Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your > > Twinkie.' > > She says, 'Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too.'

Why does everyone want to jump on this guy??? Hes new to the site and you guys want to treat him like that??? Is that what you want him to think that that is how coming to HQ is like??? Im glad to see someone getting into banshees at a young age.

Lol...Thats funny stuff right there I dont care who you are. :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: Im actually glad that this topic came up, because I too do most of my HQing at work because I dont have a lot of time at home, and I didnt know that you could turn off the avatar. I dont spend much time in My controls. All he did was ask, so why dont we keep from trying to bash his brains in. He now has his turned off so we can all just let it rest now and go back to havin fun. Nobody gave this much greif to RZBansheeMan when all he asked for was to lighten up the sigs. So lets just give Tx the same respect. He wasnt asking anybody to go kill themselves or anything like that. I personally wouldnt let my children look at this site, but everybody is different and were not all going to agree on this so we might as well stop trying. :biggrin: :beer:

LOL :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao:

LOL...Leave it to MJ throw a little humor into a tread like this. :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: Do you think it will die now or last another week?

What rubberneck said makes a lot of sense. When he says that it makes a better looking weld, he is also saying that it will hold prob. twice as good. The better looking the weld the better the weld is, sounds stupid but its true, anybody thats welded for long can tell you that. I just wouldnt use the fluxcore on any major parts, like something that could cause you to have a terrible accident if it broke. Gas naturally burns into the metal way better than just the electricity to heat it up like the one your looking at. Just my 02 also. :biggrin:

Guess they deleted it. That sucks.....

Thankyou... I wont buy anything from them again either. Wont even look at their website anymore. :beer:

Well like some have said here there is fluxcore, which kinda works like stick welding (you have to chip off the slag), and the other is the best IMO is just regular wire with gas, which I think burns in better to make a better weld.

I had the worst luck with Alba, I ordered over $400 worth of different parts and got them about 3 months later after harrasing them everyday. They said they were waiting for all of the parts to come in before they sent them. They didnt tell me they didnt have them all in stock when I ordered them. I know how ya feel. :verymad:

Okay, sorry I guess I just took it the wrong way. If PS helps people out as much as HQ does than I can see why someone would pay for it if they wanted too. I think HQ is awsome so I guess thats why I took it the wrong way. :beer: I would like to see some more smileys on here though. Call me crazy but I like em. :biggrin:

Yeah the batt operated impacts are so convient and work really well. Thats what we used to change out our drag slicks for our cars and they held up perfect. That is a good welder that you found, especially if you get it at a good price.

Your right on both aspects, theres not many sites that let you get away with the things that this one does, it sometimes does get outta control, but like you said its fun to play around with people on here, and theres definatley a lot of knowledge here.

Thats all fine and great, he may make a good point about PS but at the same time does he have to bash HQ?

If you like Planet Suck my balls so much and have a problem with this site, then why do you even take the time to get on here and try to tell everyone what they should or shouldnt say and how to say it? Of course everyone wants somethin for free, what person doesnt. If someone gave you something you wouldnt take it? I think ya would.

Thats alright someone had to win, might as well been bbcmudtruck since he just got screwed on some parts that he was owed. :beer: :beer: Ryan, let us know exactly what u won when u get it.

Doesnt look like your missing much. There site kinda sucks(if I can say that) LOL compared to this one. Imo

Guess it wouldnt hurt huh?

Thats actually a good idea, besides you went out and paid $80 for it and the would be reaping the benifits. I would pay $5. Thats cheap considering. Might as well make ur money back. :beer:

Guess that just had to get warmed up. Give us an update on how fast they are. Thats the first thing that non banshee owners ask me about mine, is how fast will it go. I dont have any idea, im not a human speedometer, no what I mean. Wonder if the speedo., tac., etc. that you can get for them are accurate?

I think some of it has to do with you setup. I was thinking about dropping mine too, because mine wants to bog a little and foul a plug if it happens too many times, so I have to rev it at low speeds. I have a +6 swingarm and lowered so popping a wheelie isnt an isssue. I never had this issue with my other shee with stock swingarm, not lowered, etc. etc.

I 2nd that :beer: :beer:

Oh ok. Gotcha. No never looked at the front tire in 6th, usually making sure im not going to run into something. Theres a lot of obstacles where I ride.