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Thats funny stuff right there I dont care who you are.

Why, Why, Why? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? And my FAVORITE....... The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

Well I finally did it. Switched to Verizon just to get the Droid, and it was the best thing I could have done. It is awsome. All I needed and more. Now I get 3g everywhere I go. Doesnt hurt that I get a 20% discount because of the company that I work for either. I got a discount through att also but not that much, made it a lot easier to switch, although I started out with them when they were Southwestern Bell.

I dont know how he keeps from flipping over backwards.

That was a pretty good prank.

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In a portion of an ABC radio interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL COSGROVE:! We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see how.. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers. GENERAL COSGROVE: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? The radiocast went silent for 46 seconds and when it returned, this interview was over.

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What about the Flywheel, do you still have it?

I am thinking of leaving AT&T just for the Droid. I would definietly get it over an Iphone. It does way more than what the ipone ever thought about doing. I have researched both and the Droid kicks the iphones butt by far.

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. 10. Bad decisions make good stories. 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again. 13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to. 14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever. 15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? 16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste. 17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that? 19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well. 20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

Those are hilarious. Post some more if find any.

This is unbelievable! A couple from Montana were out riding on the range, he with his rifle and she (fortunately) with her camera. Their dogs always followed them, but on this occasion a Mountain Lion decided that he wanted to stalk the dogs (you'll see the dogs in the background watching). Very, very bad decision. The hunter got off the mule with his rifle and decided to shoot in the air to scare away the lion, but before he could get off a shot the lion charged in and decided he wanted a piece of those dogs. With that, the mule took off and decided he wanted a piece of that lion. That's when all hell broke loose for the lion. As the lion approached the dogs, the mule snatched him up by the tail and started whirling him around. Banging its head on the ground on every pass. Then he dropped it, stomped on it and held it to the ground by the throat. The mule then got down on his knees and bit the thing all over a couple of dozen times to make sure it was dead, then whipped it into the air again, walked back over to the couple (who were stunned in silence) and stood there ready to continue his ride as if nothing had just happened. Fortunately, even though the hunter didn't get off a shot, his wife got the pictures.

Too funny!!!

Spray-painting the side of your house Does not increase its perceived value. You have to love how no one Has seen him yet. Couldn't they have Worded this differently? That blank space was just begging for a comment. The smiley face is a nice touch. Ever heard of a leash? Maybe this was her favorite skirt. Or, maybe she's crying tears of relief That she wore panties today? Carolyn felt like she never quite Fit in amongst the Goth crowd. I know everyone has seen this 100 times, but it is still hillarious!!! Steady sleeper

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I was going to post my pics, but the only ones i had did'nt have the pipes on and I have it tore down right now so I cant take any pics to help. Im not sure what size they are, its been too long to remember. I would just take the stock ones up there to compare. I always keep mine with me also if I go along ways off just in case. But I bring every tool and fluid that I would posibbly need also. I know there not rated for the heat, but they work. I do nothing but trail ride and they hold up just fine. Im not going to lie, I just like the way they look.

They sell some reinforced kind on ebay but they are expensive. I just used regular hose like you are talking about and it works fine as long as you figure out how to get the hose from the pump to the radiator without getting too close to the pipes or something to reflect the heat.

I dont know how to make these into Posters, but here are a few that I took with my cell. Somebody can if they want to and put a new caption. On a gas station door. Because if you have twins then you are just screwed. Because spray painting it on the side of your house will keep theives away. Just FAIL!

Those were all good.

Yep thats it. :thumbsup:

Oops I didnt mean to put that, I was laughing so hard I made a missprint.

Killa himself did with all different screen names....lol