A man dies and goes to hell..The man ask's the devil what is there to do down here.The devil replies Do you like to drink..? The man says yah..The devilreplies back, well on Mondays we drink any kinda alcahol you can think of and party all night and you wont haft to worry about getting a hang over becouse your dead...The mans like sweet.. The devil then ask's the man if he likes to get high..The man quickly says hell yah I do..The devil tells the man well good becouse on Tuesdays we sit around and get high on any kinda drug you can think of and you will not haft to worry about dieing becouse your already dead.. The man says man this place sounds better and better..The devil then asks the man if he likes to gamble..the man replies bet your ass I do, The devil tells him good on Wendsdays we gamble and have every thing you can think of..and you dont haft to worry about losing becouse your already dead..The man then say's wow this is better then being alive..the devil than ask's the man if he was gay..the man says no im not gay..the devil replies well your not going to like Thursday's