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http://www.jmcracing.com.au/site/details.c...roductIDNum=597 and complete kit http://www.jmcracing.com.au/site/details.c...roductIDNum=593 ATV stuff over here is very expensive!

Anyone herd of HydroDynamics USA F8 iShock ? Seen them for sale, just wondering if they are any good. Thanks

I think it would be a great idea, I would get them if you could ship them to oz!

So I guess I live pretty far away

Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

The best way to do it is just go out and ride with them, sort of stiff at first but they will wear in after awhile.

A nurse walks into a room and sees a patient pretending he's driving a car, with his hands at 10 and 2. The nurse asks him, "Charlie - what are you doing?" Charlie replies "Can't talk right now, I'm driving to Dunedin!" The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day, the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and she asks, "Well Charlie, and how was your trip?" Charlie says, "I'm exhausted, I just got into Dunedin and I need some rest." "That's great," replied the nurse, I'm glad you had a safe trip." The nurse leaves Charlie's room, and then goes across the hall into another patient's room and finds Ed sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously. Shocked, she shouts, "Ed - what are you doing?" To which Ed replies,"Shhh, I'm shagging Charlie's wife while he's in Dunedin."

Divorce Letter Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, what ever the case is, I'm gone. P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! Your EX-Wife ......The saga continues..... Dear Ex-Wife Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care. P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem. Signed Rich As Hell and Free!

The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," the wife snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning, with beer on your breath, and lipstick on your collar?" "There is," he replied. "I'd like some breakfast." A rich Indian walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The loan officer said the bank would need some security for such a loan. The Indian then handed over the keys to a Rolls Royce that was parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checked out and the loan officer accepted the car as collateral for the loan. An employee then drove the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parked it there. Two weeks later the Indian returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest, which came to $15.41. The loan officer said, "We do appreciate your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a bit puzzled. While you were away we checked and found that you are a multi-millionaire ? why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" "Where else in New York City can I park my car for $15.41?" the Indian man replied.

Money disposal machine

MAUDE & MABLE Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mable: A condom. This way m cigarette doesn't get wet. Maude: Where did you get it? Mable: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." The pharmacist fainted.

You got it wrong thats New Zealand! Over hear it is kangaroos

I race mine stock, and believe me it hurts after ther race!! If you can try to get some good front shocks, you arms will thank you for it.

I wish I lived over there!!! I dont understand how someone can accept help then just basically piss on the person who was doing you a favour!!!!

The problem is that I live in australia and all of you live in in the US