If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!! A
United States Marine was attending some college courses
between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and
Afghanistan .One of the courses had a professor who was an
avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the
professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to
the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I
want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you
exactly 15 minutes.' The lecture room fell silent. You could
hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor
proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting.' It got down
to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his
chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there
looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to,
noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine
and asked, 'What the heck is the matter with you? Why did
you do that?' The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy
today protecting America 's soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent
me.'