I still like this from GM High-Tech (Feb. 06)
25 Reasons Why GM Needs To Build a New Camaro
25. V-8, rear-wheel-drive coupes are finally back in style
24."Zeta-lite" sounds futuristic and cool
23. A redesign gives GM the opportunity to recapture the non-enthusiast segment that it lost with Forth-gen cars (proud owner and i dont give a fuck who u r)
22. "GTO vs. Mustang" sounds ok, but doesn't have that same ring to it.
21. If they don't, Dynacorn Classic Bodies might beat them to the punch.
20. Gold-chain and musk wearing, Z28-loving jabronies have moved on to imports, making them even more annoying
19. B/c a lineup of SS vehicles in't completel w/o "Camaro SS"
18. Z28
17. F-body business is down at our favorite retail and service shops
16. B/c weeines have mid-life crises think their 300-hp Mustangs GTs are fast(aint that the truth)
15. GM's Displacemtn on Demand V-8s could prove to the world that great power and excellent fuel economy could co-exist in a high-volume musclecar
14. B/c Ford guys are to damn smug these days
13. LS 3 V-8
12. 2003 was the first time in the last 35 yrs that a new Camaro wasn't on the road
11.Automotive journalists could finally stop peppering GM Communications with "when are you building the new Camaro" questions
10. A hell of a lot more ppl can afford a $26,000 new car than a $34,000 new car
9. GM's impeccably designed, astoundingly powerful engines need a stylish new home
8. Where else will hormone-carzed high school kids make out?
7. An LS-1 powered Z28 went high 12s with 305 hp. An LS2 or LS3-powered Camaro would haul ass
6. B/c the insurance rates of young men all across America are shamefully low
5. Idioti, tire-smoking antics are performed best ina a Camaro
4. Chicks dig it
3. To show the world that its stylists are cpable of proucing a bitchin' Camaro that we all can be pround of
2. B/c the 05 Mustang has Ford laughing all the way to the bank
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY GM NEEDS TO BUILD A NEW CAMARO:
1. It's an American icon that's been gone too long