Animalman294

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy and tell him it'll be a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner." She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars." He says, "Shit. All I've got is thirty." She says, "Hold on." She runs back to Harry and says, "What can he get for thirty dollars?" Harry says, "A handjob." She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a handjob. He says, "Okay." She gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a HUGE PENIS. She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry, can you lend this guy seventy bucks?"

Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stuck." His friend said, "I have an idea! Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled."Adam decided to to his friend's advice. The next day at the bar his friend said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?" "Yes, I did," Adam replied. "Did she like it?" "Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!"

I don't know I do all kinds of crap with mine and I like how it runs, WOT on the dunes or in the gravel pits either way I have a blast and have plenty of power on tap for the straight-aways.............. :biggrin:

My estimate would be $2500-$4000 depending on how much of it you wanted to do right the first time......... There are some extra's that need to be added when you are talking about that hp range. :biggrin:

Everyone likes a nice set of boobies............

I got as far as the third post and my head hurt.................

Oh, brutal.............

Ya, nothings worse than having old gas dry up in the carbs and gum up the jets............

I got mine from RMATV and have been very happy with it................... :biggrin:

Ya, for performance I'd stick with the CPI's...............

Weight back in the seat and practice, practice, practice................ :biggrin:

Nice find man.........

Ya, RMATV has a good selection and they get them out pretty fast..............

Right on........... It's great when a plan comes together :biggrin:

Just plain lazy...........

Ya you could get a whole bike for that...........

Ya, I thought that was coming................ :yelrotflmao:

The man usually has some nice avatar's........... Man that sounds bad, sorry dude................. :yelrotflmao:

Sounds like a great deal. That picture above looks like a herd of shee's grazin' in the sand, but not sure if they want to cross that asphalt shee-guard to get to the other side............... :yelrotflmao:

That is awesome man........... Congrats to both of you I've always wanted kids of my own, but still haven't made it that far. I hope to one day join the crowd.

Those CPI's do sound good don't they...............

I say V-force, reeds are always an improvement.............

An elderly woman walked into the Bank one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office. The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, '$165,000'. The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets. The president was surprised and asked, 'What kind of bets?' The elderly woman replied, 'Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square.' The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that. The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, 'Would you like to take my bet?' 'Certainly', replied the president. 'I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square.' 'Done', the elderly woman answered. 'But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness.' 'No problem', said the president of the Bank confidently. That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and a gain until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet. The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square. The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly. The president was happy to oblige. The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. 'Of course', said the president. 'Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure.' The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, 'Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank !'

People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from the evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said, 'Don't you know who I am?' The man replied, 'Yep, sure do' 'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked. 'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man. 'Don't you realize I can kill with a word?' asked Satan. 'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man in an even tone. 'Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying AGONY for all eternity?' persisted Satan. 'Yep,' was the calm reply. 'And, you're still not afraid?' asked Satan. 'Nope,' said the old man. More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Well, why aren't you afraid of me?' The man calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister for 44 years.'