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Every woman is beautiful in her own way.......well, almost. Except for the really gross fat ones. And women with fucked up teeth, eww. Oh and pimply girls too, thats gross. And chicks that are waaay skinny with no tits or ass, I don't like that. Other than that though, all women are hot. Except for really old women. Suicide girls are freakin hot though.

Hey, somebody mix this shit ( http://www.unitednuclear.com/glow.htm ) with some paint, and paint their Banshee frame!! Friggin AWESOME. Check THESE out too ( http://www.unitednuclear.com/magnets.htm ). Supermagents. I want 3. Think of the fun you could have with the big ones. Ohhhh the HAVOK!

Hey, if you like it, thats cool, I was just having a little fun. Its just not my sport of choice, but I guess you're right, it does beat the hell out of golf!

You're Mr. Mark Anthonys distant relative too?! Hey, that makes us like cousins right?

YEAH!!!! How DARE you poke a little fun at NASCAR! The race is OVER!!

Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as submitted by Qantas pilots, and the solution recorded by maintenance engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident: (P = The problem logged by the pilot.) (S = The solution or action taken by the engineers.) P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tyre. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit. P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on back-order. P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground. P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed. P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level. P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. S: That's what they're there for. P: IFF inoperative. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. P: Suspected crack in windshield. S: Suspect you're right. P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. P: Aircraft handles funny. S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious. P: Target radar hums. S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. P: Mouse in cockpit. S: Cat installed. P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer. S: Took hammer away from midget.

Hey Jethro, yer want some griiiits? Turn on that there magic box so we can watch dem thar racing cars! Whoooo boy Jethro, you see dat?! Whens Billy Bob gonna pick us up fer the klan meetin?

Mine sorta sounds like Braaaaamamamabababalalamablambalmba PING!! raaaaaammmmmmbla blah blah PING PING PING!! BOOOOOM! FUCK!!!! FUCK!! SHIT!! BITCH!!

TURN RIGHT!! TURN RIGHT!! LMOA! The only good thing about NASCAR is the crashes.

Hey, true story: Sarge-"WHERES ALL OF OUR FUCKING FOOD?!!"

I voted more hot. When my wife was pregnant, there was something different, her skin glowed (not in the dark), she was smoother, I don't know, just something about the hormones and prenatal vitamins made her more hot.

Hahaha, thanks man, I LOVE the beatles.

I'm definitly still at the beginner level, but I'm progressing at a fairly fast pace. My wife just sent me the Beatles music book and I can play "Its getting better" all the way through. I like to play newer stuff though, I can also play the Mario Bros theme song. The traditional stuff is ok, but yeah, pretty boring.

Hey, quick question, anyone play the piano or keyboard? If you have any good sheet music, I'd love a scan of it. Anyone?

Damn, wish I could find deals like that! I'd love a little bike to poke around on, it wouldn't even need to be fast.

The way I see it, every race has been screwed over during the course of history. Look at what the Jews endured in ww2. There are millions of people in slavery TODAY. I don't understand how any black person can use slavery as an excuse for anything, seeing as how they never were a part of it. My family is native american, but you won't ever catch them whining about all you pale faces in our country! It happened long ago, it sucked, yes, but it didn't happen in my life time, so how can I complain about it? Just my .02 cents.

Hey, I'm an atheist. That wasn't the point anyway. Exactly the point I was making. I'm a horrible debater, I usually end up sounding like an idiot cause I cant type what I'm really trying to say.

Man thats rough, hope he makes a full recovery.

Damn, never realized how many other countries are on here. Welcome to the HQ man, your sure to find any information your looking for.

Yeah, for some reason I never was in boy scouts. I bet I would have had a lot of fun. So what does it take to get that rank, and how long? Congrats man!

I got this in myspace too, I dont know how to explain it....it is wierd.

I wish I never would have told them that I was a soldier, that really wasnt the point. Im not really anti bush or anti war. Yes, we were misled, accidentally or not isnt important, we needed to get saddam out and then stabilize the country. I used to HATE being in the army until I grew up and realized what its all about. Now, I like the army, it has given me a lot of things. I love my country and I love freedom. The people on that website are freakin crazy though, its seems they all hate america. You have to admit though, they are freakin great debaters though, and Im not. Thats why some of you guys who can debate need to show them whats up.

This was a website I used to go to alot about atheism. I noticed a lot of anti USA shit in their forums. I posted in defense of USA and the troops. This is what I got. Please, sign up and slam these bastards as hard as you can. http://mwillett.org/Debate/viewtopic.php?t=1741

She smells like cow.