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Gargamel

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  1. I've heard most of them but still make me laugh Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball. Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex? A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick. Q. Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it. Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration. Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"? A. About three inches. Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms? A. For traction in the mud. Q: What's the difference between purple and pink? A. The grip. Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A. It's not hard. Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: Kick his sister in the jaw. Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 pounds. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes. Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? A. The swallow. Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare. Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? A. Because most men are stupid but few are blind. Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A. They don't have balls to scratch
  2. Yea those big bees and dragon flies feel like getting shot by a paintball above a 100mph. I had bugs leave little bruises back in my young and dumb days on my streetbike.
  3. the new ones have it now http://www.polarisindustries.com/en-us/ATV...cifications.htm
  4. I agree with the above. The z400 is a WAY better bike than the 400ex. Faster and more comfy. If you need reverse I say the the z400, raptor 700 or the preditor. The raptor 700 is my first choice for a trail bike. Which I plan on getting one to put around with the kid, the shee gets hot following a 50 around Jeremy
  5. It is in fact a "rice burner" even though the bike is American based the motor is made by Fuji Motors of Japan. But who cares we all ride Yamaha!!!! I think it looks like it will be a killer trail bike. I know there are some rocky areas my straight axle gets stuck on that the extra clearance would be great. But I to wont say anything negative about it till I ride it.
  6. Rocketboy Holyman Nyuk Chapmanmd Everyone of them was great to deal with. Jeremy
  7. it all ends tonight
  8. Gargamel

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    the way I always took it was order them 20 lbs more to account for the gear (boots, helmet, Ect.) that is worn and adds about that to your weight.
  9. change that pipe so you have top and you should take him.
  10. i got some shee parst on ebay everything starts $1 http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQfgtpZ1QQfrppZ2...gargamelQ5fshee
  11. Glad to see you like them. Jeremy
  12. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>My stuff on Ebay<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
  13. what has not sold now on ebay Ebay
  14. i'd like to see one with no lights and the front fenders cut off. I do like the rear fender
  15. Also forgot tires are $100 shipped con. usa
  16. forgot the sandstars are 20*11*9 still got the tities on them
  17. good find got Tivo set to record
  18. cost to much, just get a mp3 player for $89- does the same thing
  19. and if the motor blows there's enough room in there to stuff a cbr929 motor in there
  20. well the reason I look forward to efi is ... 1 better throttle responce 2 (and the big one for me) When I ride around town I'm at ~1800ft, then when I go to the lake to ride ~3000ft at the campsites and 5000-6000 ft where we go riding at. So you can see my huge jetting problem around here. Not to mention the few times going down to St. Anthonys. I have my carbs apart way more then I like too.
  21. from what I read the kawi 450 is all there own no rebadges I was always a fan of there sport bikes and can't wait to see if this new quad is any good. and hope your right on the raptor being a test, would love to see more come with it.
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