Theres this little kid that goes up to his mom and says, Mom the kids at school are saying these wierd words and I don't know what they mean. The mom says of son what are they. So says, whats a pussy? Mom- see that cat, call that a pussy cat. The son says on, whats a bitch? Mom says see that dog? Female dog they call that a bitch.
So the next day the kid comes home and goes up to his father and says, Dad the kids are saying these wierd words and I don't know what they mean. Dad says ok son what are they. Son says, whats a pussy? Dad pops out a playboy magazine and draws a circle and says see that son thats a pussy. Son says ok well whats a bitch? Dad says see everything outside that circle? Now thats a bitch.