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ellison445

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  1. put the bike in gear, grab the front bumper and lift the bike onto the grab bar. Back your truck up a little, ease the front wheels onto the bed and lift the back onto the bed by the grab bar.... That will be $22.95 and I take paypal...LMFAO
  2. I agree, takes a real man to say he is wrong...Good luck with your tricks bro and keep trying. Practice makes perfect!!!!!!!!!!!
  3. Boost bottle is a waist of money!!
  4. I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No." So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store. It was empty. She said, "Just a minute," and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. She asked, "Do these excite you?" Well, I was so dumbstruck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. "Well, come on," she said, "We don't have much time." So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and pow! I was done within a few minutes. She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?" I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.
  5. PM frocashmoney24 he has a motor for sale and he is a good guy to deal with!
  6. deal didnt go through, bump!!!! 290714[/snapback]
  7. What type of riding you do?
  8. Shoudnt you be practicing or something!!
  9. I know some pics was posted of this bike, but here is all the info on it! http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAP...ssPageName=WDVW
  10. ONly a banshee rider can understand!!!!!! I feel the same way when I dont get to ride for a week..LOL
  11. LMFAO I got the gas tank
  12. There is always a first time for everything I got $50 on the race gas and gas tank!!!!
  13. Try this one first.....Make sure you have a video camera!!! this might be history
  14. You damn right it is....LOL I would like to see him do a back flip with aN oversized gas tank running race gas with no fuel cap while smoking a cigarette with his PC strapped to the back of his shee. But I am willing to settle for a straight crash into a wall!!!!!
  15. T-5's all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  16. PM chris642 he should have one for sale!!!!!!!!
  17. LMFAO, good one led!!!!!!!!!!
  18. Now that sounds Gay!!!!!!!!!
  19. Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing Q: What do Michael Jackson and the New York Mets have in common? A: They're both walking around with one glove on their hand for no apparent reason whatsoever!! Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in !! Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart? A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !! Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper? A: Michael Jackson's hand !! Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? A: Get out of my sun!! Q: What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket? A: His other hand !! Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning? A: Throw him a buoy !! Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house!! Q: Heard about Michael Jackson's new songs? A: I'm forever blowing bubbles! Knock Knock! Who's There? Little boy blue! Little boy blue who? Michael Jackson!! Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to begin training racehorses together? A: Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the three-year-olds! Q: Why does Michael Jackson arrange for private shopping? A: So his guests won't be accompanied by guardians! Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common? A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns! Q:Why isn't all the controversy bothering Michael? A:He doesn't mind reaching bottom. Q:What's Michael's favorite Canadian TV show? A:The Kids in the Hall. Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"? A: Two 5 year olds. Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small? A: Because they aren't his!
  20. minkia38 doesnt even have to straighten anything out, this has nothing to do with him. If anything he should Jump in and tear this guy a new asshole for running his name in the dirt....
  21. I would run this setup with a set of v-FORCE 2 reeds!!
  22. Yeap sounds like the parking brake!!! check the choke also....
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