a blonde was driving down the road when she saw another blonde in a row boat in the middle of a hay feild rowing like crazy.She stoped and yelled what in the hell are you doing?,Your the reason us blondes get a bad name,I should swin out there and kick your ass.
I saw a guy sitting at the end of the bar that would look into his hand after he took a shot.After watching him take 5 shots like that I asked him what he had in his hand.He said it was a picture of his wife,and when she starts looking good he was going home.